You will be an egg
09.02.2026 04:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@puckimp.bsky.social
Calus (raccoon)/ Puck (imp). He/Him Weird horny stories and general impish behavior NSFW π 30 I married this weasel @jordo4today.bsky.social Icon @muku.bsky.social
You will be an egg
09.02.2026 04:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you! It's Japan! Hitting Tokyo and then Osaka~
09.02.2026 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh yes this FREAK!!
09.02.2026 00:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love Jordo and I'm really excited to achieve one of my dream vacations with her aaaaah.
Getting sappy now that we're close to it happening
the " #deadlock fanart " as promised
08.02.2026 16:18 β π 3173 π 1080 π¬ 15 π 5Did some more doodling of Wolfo today
I swear I'll finish up one of these someday... There's some strong ones here that have potential for a full piece
I WAS LISTENING AND THOUGHT IT WAS YOUUUU ahahahaha you did great!!
08.02.2026 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're okay!
08.02.2026 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doin fine now. Board can be replaced that fried inside the hvac. Hence the smell but it freaked us out
08.02.2026 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're ok! Maint already here and they can fix it. Board fried in the electronics and it can be replaced
08.02.2026 04:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay apartment tried to burn itsepf down via hvac going into meltdown mode.
Had to turn off the breakers and now waiting for emergency maint
Getting into character can be a complicated process; that's why we made this instructional video to take you step-by-step!
Welcome to the team! Now go make some memories~ π―π
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07.02.2026 17:46 β π 1514 π 349 π¬ 9 π 1The BF got me wanting to draw HUGE snouts, so I did! :3
04.02.2026 02:11 β π 129 π 35 π¬ 10 π 0a helping hand
06.02.2026 17:17 β π 1411 π 299 π¬ 9 π 3the match right after work always treats me the best
05.02.2026 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fatass ivy
04.02.2026 22:01 β π 1435 π 286 π¬ 15 π 0Mission for jonesbonezone on Twit
21.01.2026 23:08 β π 940 π 209 π¬ 10 π 0Going out to the pool with her and the entire thing is gonna smell like a salon
05.02.2026 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Came up with an idea for a Hairdresser goodra who is a pretty water absorbent. Their slime makes a pretty good leave in conditioner leaving hair silky soft with a healthy sheen all day!
05.02.2026 04:29 β π 129 π 40 π¬ 4 π 0playing rem is just a hobby at this point. I get off work and I'm like "ooooh I can't wait to send my chudling out to get a sinners"
04.02.2026 22:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna be come listed as their natural prey so I'm part of the important trance tiger food chain
04.02.2026 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Send me out to nab this one boss. I got it no problem. No back up needed I got this
04.02.2026 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What do you mean @buffbuck.bsky.social isnβt actually a rubber sheep? Pretty sure heβs always been a sheep. Even if he wasnβt it doesnβt really matter now, Iβm sure the farm is much calmer than the gym anyways. #transfur #tfeveryday
04.02.2026 16:57 β π 188 π 44 π¬ 3 π 0Part of a complete breakfast πͺπΊ
Check this out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
so anyway i'm here hopping on a trend except i'm here to make it cursed and potentially give specific people conflicting feelings over what evil I have wrought
04.02.2026 02:40 β π 1182 π 248 π¬ 23 π 1Excess carb punished Isabelle
02.02.2026 22:09 β π 2343 π 435 π¬ 10 π 1I'll have to learn to dress better in Tokyo. They'll make fun of me in the streets if I'm in a graphic tee and jeans
03.02.2026 21:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0