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tbf, im an enthusiastic desert liker despite never actually being in one

shit's pretty

i am aware my perception would probably quickly change actually going to one

a part of me kinda wants to write a tongue-in-cheek enby supremacist book complaining about men *and* women like this

....it is the year of our concussion 2025 and i really shouldn't bring that into a world where people might actually unironically follow it tho

Alexis Trousset (alias Jacques Olivier) emerged briefly from obscurity in 1617, when he published a misogynistic tract entitled Alphabet of the Imperfection and Malice of Women. Trousset composed his diatribe as alphabetically ordered descriptions of female vices, beginning with the letter'A' (a very avaricious animal') and dedicated it to 'the worst creature in the world? The following extract from the preface exemplifies the style and content of the whole book: Woman! If your arrogant and fickle mind could know the fate of your misery and the vanity of your condition, you would flee from the light of day and seek out the shadows; you would hide in caverns and caves; you would curse your misfortune, regret your birth and hate yourself. Nonetheless, the extreme blindness that deprives you of this knowledge makes you live in society as the most imperfect creature in the universe, the scum of nature, the breeding ground of evils, the source of controversy, the laughing stock of the insane, the scourge of wisdom, the firebrand of hell, the instigator of vice, the cesspool of filth, a monster in nature, a necessary evil, a multiform chimera, a harmful pleasure, the bait of the devil, the enemy of the angels, the mask of God, deforming and undermining the wisdom of the very God who created you.'

Can't believe there were gamers even in the 17th century, history is so fascinating.

Tbh this all kinda falls apart at the: are women even real? stage, which I note this passage doesn't even try to prove and that I personally doubt. I'm pretty sure if women were real I'd have seen one by now.

there are other subcultures and schools of thought (i consider it both) that have less........ pro-slavery baggage and i expect the non-fashy tech people will gravitate towards those instead

*on its own* im neutral to it, but its new fascist adjacence is in there so deep i don't expect to see them re-separated in my lifetime

okay, that's a slight exaggeration

it still technically functioned, just the screen didn't. because the backlight burned out. it went to restart after the update and then the screen simply never turned on again

...i don't even understand *how* an update caused physical hardware damage

my favorite experience with windows updates was when one somehow literally bricked my laptop

ok i changed my name to a scary halloween version

wait i thought that was when women 🤯

correction on past statements: i did *NOT* wake up feeling like P Diddy

guys.... please start liking my posts more...... i need more points to show the devil so i can afford the get out of hell free ticket

Everything is the weirdest, but the fact that the president’s usual cycle of

stream-of-consciousness-babbling —> something’s-off-enough-to-get-attention —> he-repeats-it —> GOP-fundraises-off-it —> he-says-it-all-the-time has now been applied to his own eternal damnation is pretty fuckin weird.

i could already hobble together a picture of the president sacrificing a baby to satan in eyes wide shut masks if i really wanted to, i couldn't make a video of it before

like they're both terrible for things like "a semi-functional information environment" and "the basic concept of truth" but one's just a quicker and mass-producable version of fakery that already existed and the other one is a new threat we have no inoculation against like we do w/ trusting photos

okay one time talking about heaven is just a random thought word vomited into the world. This is what? the third or fourth time?

a thing i keep thinking about is how still images honestly can't fuck up society *MUCH*, people've been slapping together alleged UFO sightings and shit before we even had photoshop, it's not a novel danger aside from taking less effort

AI video is a dystopian nightmare

a thing i keep thinking about is how still images honestly can't fuck up society *MUCH*, people've been slapping together alleged UFO sightings and shit before we even had photoshop, it's not a novel danger aside from taking less effort

AI video is a dystopian nightmare

you're a good dude.

what i am not enthusiastic about is every fourteen year old girl in the world who is mature-looking for her age finding herself starring in hardcore pornography, which is what we are likely to see with the release of Wan 2.5

it isn't even profitable. LLMs, sure. they do a bunch of useful things. video models are just rolling coal to piss in the world's information environment.

i more or less quit my job over video models. unwilling to be part of that. sorry.

If ur a trans person who dares to speak against attacks on your rights and ur safety, the nyt automatically labels you an “activist.”

It’s a Jim Crow tactic, unsurprisingly coming from a fast-degrading institution that’s descended so low that it laundered slavery just last week

Yes

what i think about the matter is, is that it was cold. the cold of the castle walls, the cold of the water, the uncertainty if it's been minutes or centuries. but it's a different cold now. not like the castle. a stony cold of machine and concrete. a cold of glass spires.

thank you for the podcast

*casually wipes the black, moldy, seemingly sentient secretions leaking from every facial orifice, clearly desensitized to it as a normal occurrence*

....i̶ ̷just do̴n't̸ get̷ the ̸p̷r̴onoun̸s th̸ing, you ̴kno̵w?

we are so fucking back

we tried Woke Détente and it failed, we tried Woke Containment and it failed

it is time for Woke Rollback and the Thiels and Yarvins and Orbáns of the world are not ready for it

big fan of the typo, will we be integrating Bonzi Buddy directly into the website or will it just automatically download it onto my computer