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@guydebored.bsky.social

Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him

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Real Christianity has never been tried

07.12.2025 21:08 — 👍 50    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

I was a student of Randy Barnett’s and this shit is embarrassing

07.12.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got this bro!

07.12.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everyone in this photo looks like they are filled with mortician putty

06.12.2025 23:42 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I have only one thing to do and that’s / be the wave that I am and then / sink back into the ocean

-Fiona Apple

06.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not ever ever ever want to watch short Netflix videos

06.12.2025 21:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry Joe, we will

06.12.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

According to your chart the total number of billionaires across the globe reaches new heights every year

06.12.2025 07:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Alex Winter one?

06.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Neurologist on Newsmax Insists Trump Is ‘Very Cognitively Sharp’ After ‘Excellent Results’ of MRI New York Neurologist Dr. Russell Surasky declared on Newsmax that President Donald Trump was "very cognitively sharp" after undergoing an MRI test.

...and a double rainbow appeared on the day of his birth.
...and he shot 18 holes in one during his first golf game.
...and he invented the burrito and the hamburger.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/neu...

05.12.2025 08:40 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
cunty

cunty

05.12.2025 07:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.12.2025 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dial M for Mandy (which I just watched again tonight)

05.12.2025 05:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Phenomenon of Man - Wikipedia

French Jesuits went hard en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phe...

04.12.2025 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good enough for this to take hold in the popular understanding before reliable info comes out 👍

04.12.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where DailyMail got “anarchist”:

“Authorities have not yet determined a motive, a law enforcement official said. But the suspect has been linked to statements in support of anarchist ideology, said two people briefed on the arrest.”

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

04.12.2025 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Daily Mail top story showing surveillance footage of person in hoodie and mask and photo of alleged pipe bomb, headline “PIPE BOMB BREAKTHROUGH: FBI arrests Virginia ‘anarchist’ over Jan 6 pipe bomb as details emerge after five-year hunt.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15353107/January-6-pipe-bombing-suspect-arrested-FBI-Capitol.html

Daily Mail top story showing surveillance footage of person in hoodie and mask and photo of alleged pipe bomb, headline “PIPE BOMB BREAKTHROUGH: FBI arrests Virginia ‘anarchist’ over Jan 6 pipe bomb as details emerge after five-year hunt.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15353107/January-6-pipe-bombing-suspect-arrested-FBI-Capitol.html

Who wants to bet he’s AnCap?

04.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

EuropeanUniongenics and Mainegenics

This is what I have to contribute

04.12.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just because I stop and look at every video on my feed of Tim Meadows with his cat doesn’t mean I want to follow him, Instagram

04.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yea! Just what I needed today.

04.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Affordability!

03.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LETS GO!!! do it Tennessee!

03.12.2025 01:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I drew an Eraserhead poster in college that I don’t think I have anymore. As fas as I know this is the only picture of it, but my own quasi-Eraserhead hair is blocking most of it.

02.12.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I drew an Eraserhead poster in college that I don’t think I have anymore. As fas as I know this is the only picture of it, but my own quasi-Eraserhead hair is blocking most of it.

02.12.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yea

02.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I choose to believe Behn pulls it off

02.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So…..what’s the other movie?

02.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is the squirrel still available? I don’t see it on the main page.

02.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@turok.bsky.social

02.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Roland Emmerich’s “10,000 BC” was made today it would take place in 9,983 BC. It would be largely the same except that maybe a few more people would be benefitting from the agricultural revolution of the burgeoning Neolithic Era.

02.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 70    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

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