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Robert

@guydebored.bsky.social

Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him

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always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

08.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 967    🔁 142    💬 4    📌 78

I genuinely don't think we can set things right in this country until these people are publicly humiliated and ruined and maybe marched to the gallows.

07.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

Main thing I remember from that opening monologue was “macabre”

07.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great quote but it was not said by Mark Twain

07.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you a scientist?

07.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Oil pastel drawing of a hare/jackrabbit jumping over a skull, lots of marks and textures

Oil pastel drawing of a hare/jackrabbit jumping over a skull, lots of marks and textures

Long rabbit jumping over a skull

07.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 35    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0
Fake album cover of the boys’ teacher Mr. Small that looks like Matthew Barney’s The Cremaster Cycle

Fake album cover of the boys’ teacher Mr. Small that looks like Matthew Barney’s The Cremaster Cycle

Poster for The Cremaster Cycle Part 3 “The Order”

Poster for The Cremaster Cycle Part 3 “The Order”

I want to be in a dads group where we talk about “blink and you miss it” cultural references in The Amazing World of Gumball

07.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In case anyone is curious “Immergut” is German for “always good”

06.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Not the cloaca!

06.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Question: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

06.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woke 2 will involve international extradition

06.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sending this to my trainer with a wink emoji

06.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the cloaca!

06.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Bukele needs to be dealt with as well

05.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

04.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 17703    🔁 7471    💬 475    📌 309

No you can see a Satriani DVD under his computer screen

04.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lfg 💪

03.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joe Satriani 🎸

03.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Decade

03.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hate women so much you not only idolize one who doesn’t exist but you idolize her *because* of all the things she can’t do. Purity perversion taken to the extreme as a Platonic ideal.

02.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed, we all (including me) should be supporting consistent smaller action.

02.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to mention the $40b for ICE

02.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Detracting nothing from anything you’re saying, the questions on the projector are notable:

“Why do I cry when I cum”
“What’s the deal with Nazi guy”
“How many times can a man cum back to back”
“Can I die from cumming too much”

I’d be very surprised if this doesn’t wind up on Fox News.

02.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Detracting nothing from anything you’re saying, the questions on the projector are notable:

“Why do I cry when I cum”
“What’s the deal with Nazi guy”
“How many times can a man cum back to back”
“Can I die from cumming too much”

I’d be very surprised if this doesn’t wind up on Fox News.

02.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Our move, America. No Kings, Oct 18.

02.10.2025 11:29 — 👍 68    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

I remember when company started, making and/or providing those goods and/or services on a small scale. Now look at them, making and/or providing those goods and/or services at a larger scale.

02.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every bad headache, I take 800mg ibuprofen. 50 minutes later, my headache is still bad and I worry the ibuprofen isn’t working. 10 minutes after that, headache is gone.

01.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know there are the ICE raids etc, but this is pretty weird given everything we're hearing about the scale of the data centre construction boom, no?

01.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0

Generally seems AI/data boom is keeping US equities, GDP, jobs, and some real estate afloat.

01.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell him I say hi 👋

01.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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