@guydebored.bsky.social
Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him
Two words, Mr. President: plausible deniability.
16.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So to be intellectually consistent, we should allow every voter to carry military grade firearms, and have the right to murder anyone who drives their car close to them.
16.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 101 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0It’s one of the best ever. (I mean the book but the same could be said about the miniseries, I hear.)
16.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao
16.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I could really use a vacation like that"
Me watching The Wicker Man
David Lynch beej where you assume he’s gay but really he swings both ways, call that Bi Erasurehead
16.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What do you call an AI cat?
Clawed.
Fuck him up Robert
15.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super Mario Bros
Super Mario Bros 3
Super Mario World
Online Chess
Word Streak/Scramble/Boggle
It seems weird to call phone games “video games” but they are right?
The Shining
American Psycho
Big Lebowski
Peewee’s Big Adventure
Star Wars
Pulp Fiction
First 45 minutes of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I have the best union siblings 🥹😭
13.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 61 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0I’m wholeheartedly in favor of the VA gerrymander but I loathe these mealy-mouthed justifications that echo those we heard from Republicans in WI, NC, TX, etc. Maybe that’s the point but I’d prefer the point not be subtext.
13.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes “political savvy” leads to overcautiousness which can lead to 1) bad policy and 2) the opposition barreling over you.
13.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s a cool dream you’ve had lately
13.02.2026 08:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Saw a tweet years ago that said:
I feel like these guys are about to have a threesome
🌚🌞🌝
Saw a tweet years ago that said:
I feel like these guys are about to have a threesome
🌚🌞🌝
Now we’re talking
12.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0King Kunta
12.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When he wrote about dark energy I didn’t know he meant the festering void in his heart
11.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@krangtnelson tweet from 2017: AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen
Relevant
10.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are really telegraphing a bad jobs report
10.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Couldn’t agree more
09.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rome, Open City (1945)
09.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No Kings includes Draft Kings
08.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 26108 🔁 6107 💬 185 📌 111“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
09.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 206 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 0
Several freshly baked pretzels are cooling on two wire racks.
2-8 Pretzels (child led)
08.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hell yea @turok.bsky.social
08.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…from taking his life?
07.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was going to say, I appreciate the emoji alongside the old-timey “s”
07.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mulholland Drive
07.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
