@dantesassistant.bsky.social
Carry forks in your purse. Threaten men who bother you with cannibalism. 🤙👍 Also. Minors DNI 🚫
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
21.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 53683 🔁 13756 💬 2878 📌 934
Remember how this united us as a country.
Today we are divided like never before.
#sad
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Rap*sts cannot be reformed.
Cordyceps #pixelart #papadosio
14.07.2025 11:37 — 👍 1906 🔁 263 💬 19 📌 1ADHD is wild because on the one hand you will never pay your bills on time and the laundry takes on a Sisyphean quality but on the other hand it grants you the ability to learn everything about a subject in six months and see The Pattern Linking All Things
08.07.2025 22:04 — 👍 1028 🔁 186 💬 39 📌 13
New Mexico skies just blow me away
08.07.2025 16:42 — 👍 4619 🔁 274 💬 138 📌 13Once #tiktok is gone I'll be using bluesky!
08.07.2025 22:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Blue hot pink swirly clouds.
Stunning sunset tonight. Well done, sky.
29.06.2025 02:03 — 👍 6698 🔁 434 💬 104 📌 11
Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada
🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦
12.06.2025 09:57 — 👍 36993 🔁 5127 💬 1250 📌 350You voted for exactly the shit he's doing.
You. Voted. For. Fascism.
01.06.2025 01:09 — 👍 21794 🔁 4359 💬 906 📌 278
Kids have it sooo easy these days
30.05.2025 19:03 — 👍 441 🔁 33 💬 8 📌 2
It's been hot lately and I wonder if Gale will tie his hair up✍️
#galedekarios #Baldursgate3
30.05.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ummmmmmm
Excuse me???
Dante really is a family man. I love him so much
#dmc #pgr #dante #Virgil #nero
Haha. Noice
27.05.2025 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0aura farming
(yes it’s the 20th time i’ve cosplayed secondo)
OC Veronica YCH commission for @justendeavour.bsky.social
26.05.2025 14:23 — 👍 169 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0Damn Dantes honkers never cease to make me drool
#dante #pgr #devilmaycry
This is the cutest.
Resident that Vergil gets along well AND doesn’t get along well with is Dante.
Resident that Dante gets along well AND doesn’t get along well with is Vergil.
🎶Choke me like you hate me but you love me🎶 🤣 #PGR #DMC5
got some really bad news today so i sketched this idk
#DMC #DevilMayCry #dmc5 #dante #fanart #sketch
The cops knee was on his neck. And his death was proven by asphyxiation. Sybau
26.05.2025 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky has everything Twitter once had:
1) People oversharing details about their personal life
2) People oversharing details about live professional wrestling
All this and virtually ZERO ads so I don’t know why anyone is complaining
Look as much as I want followers.
I don't need a bunch of porn bots following me.
Ahem.. Sir.
26.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Running #DOOM on my classic 486 DX2/66, hoping it brings back some memories ... also, pretty pleased with my 12-second speedrun, even if it’s not breaking any records, haha ... and have to ask, what other retro games had epic soundtracks like this?
26.05.2025 20:11 — 👍 190 🔁 13 💬 31 📌 1
