Lucy

Nobody tells you 50 means sticking TENS pads all over your body and electrocuting yourself through the day

Right at the time I have no choice but to sell my furniture, the antiques market has crashed. Whoa, 👀 my pieces are worth so much less 😭 bugger

And tax the living shit out of energy companies. In times of hardship, no utility company should be making any profit at all.

The Labour party need to get with the times. No one gives a fuck about brexit. They only care about the cost of living. If rejoining the CU etc is what is required to help bring down costs, just do it.

Did a video to sell an item fb and now I'm freaked out by how much I hate my hands ✋️
Didn't think about how your hands get fat too when you get fat. 😬😭

Diabolical net curtain frilly cover for your bog

Oh temu 🫣🤭

And Congress and the senate members are invested in meta stocks

Is... is Liz Truss cosplaying as Paddington?

Looking forward to turning the lights on at night! Ffs.
It's so dark again!

A Google Remedy

A few days ago I posted an article moaning about the enshittification of Google Search. Usually posting a piece like that achieves nothing except letting off a bit of steam. This time, however, one of the comments suggested a way to decrapify Google Search. Thanks to Andy Newsam…

We got snow! Big Snowflakes ❄️ mixed with rain.
#netweather app

Had no idea my painting I've had for 9 years is a homage to Henri Matisse 🤦‍♀️
I just called her booby lady

#henrimatisse #matisse #oilpainting

Does bluesky even use hashtags?

Of all the things and times. The flip flops I have had listed on vinted for ages. Just sold.
The inconvenience of having to post them in the xmas chaos 😭😂

Someone already imbibing on the xmas sherry?!
Fair play

Sorry darling, the casserole isn't finished yet. Still another 40mins to go as well.

Dead of night dinner it is 😆

She's blowin' down south a bit now.
I got candles and torches at the ready in case the power cuts.

Howling that I saved 0.06p off my kiwi at lidls

Why da fuck did I only buy one!?! 😭

Can you make following feed chronological? Still no idea what I'm doing over here.

Oooh, the billionaires are having a fight 🍿

I have referred to someone "as dense as a neutron star" before though 🤭

Equality NGO Fawcett Society is here 👋👷‍♀️

Rarely seen snow for us. #snow

The "for you" feed on Twitter is now just a way for Musk to appear at the top of the page.
NB: I do not follow Musk's account...

We should change his name to Elonia Goebbels

It's a joy to see large fluffy snowflakes ❄️

I wonder if Germans had nicknames for Hitler mocking him? Because he wasn't very bright like Tump.
I'd call him Titler or Adolf Didler coz he was a perv

The Scottish road gritter names are outstanding. 🫡

For reasons, I need examples of self help books rewritten by people with no clue about the luck/circumstances that got them to their current position. Leadership advice from people who inherited companies. How to fix your life once you've made your first ten million. That sort of thing. Help!

Is it that rough out there for everyone? Trying to sell stuff on marketplace and not a bite.
I even put "open to offers"

Grim

Trumps latest pick, WWE boss.
Wtaf 😯