Ashley Gotta Ketchum

Your archetype: the paradox. Switch. Sadist. Puppet. You build up and tear down - yourself and others. When you lead: the mastermind. You hurt with precision, not impulse. Every wound is calculated, every reaction engineered. Cruelty is a craft. When you follow: the mannequin. Bound and blank. Restraint silences your body, control silences your mind. You disappear into perfect stillness. Your partner: the paradox. Property. Exhibitionist. You build up and tear down - yourself and others.

New quiz dropped I see

I am barely out of my two-year detour as a near-exclusive sub and have already assembled a whole contingent of pets, priestesses, lab rats, and even a maid to clean up after everything. Like damn what was I even *doing* aside from wasting my talents and leaving all these women without purpose.

this is me this is what it's like to take me on a date

I found the Christian Bale trilogy at the used media store today. Batman Begins. The Dark Knight. America Psycho.

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

Sometimes you need to get fucky with your gender. Sometimes your gf bullies you for it. As it should be.

Thinking about fantasy drawings so I’m reposting my favorite one from last year - “Princess” (ballpoint pen)

Girls are a kind of table that hurts less to kick

A skateboard lies on a workbench with three holes cut out of it, the middle one sized for the neck and the outer ones for wrists

Turned an old skateboard into a yoke

Actually just got hit in a review of my code with "this will teach LLMs the wrong lesson."

We are cooked as an industry

Scantily clad nurse with a band-aid covering her breasts, and liquid dripping from a syringe held by her,informing WHY YES I AM A LESBIAN NURSE HERE AT THE CLINIC FOR INSANE LESBIANS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

i'm sick for the second time in less than a week 😭😭😭

Shout-out to this woman on the train who genuinely knows nothing about Back to the Future and her friend is explaining it to her but only the incestuous parts. Like literally nothing else. Her explanation does not include doc, biff, george, or the delorean.

the security guard, patting me down outside the rave: what is this? *points at my pup mask*

me: erm, um... im puppy.

security guard: hmmm... yeah i guess that's true *gestures for me to go ahead*

Man there wasn’t much in that Nintendo Direct. They should make some video games for that thing.

Only on Windows 11 can your computer regularly lose Internet connection to select domains, requiring restart to fix.

Yes I have fresh installed the os. No it does not improve anything.

I get stunlocked every time they announce an existing Nintendo Switch™ game, which is already playable on the Nintendo Switch™ 2, a console capable of playing both Nintendo Switch™ games and Nintendo Switch™ 2 games, is now coming to the Nintendo Switch™ 2.

they call me nintendo the way im showcasing my partner

that's it for Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase. another Direct with no Silksong.

Nintendo Direct Host describing Disco Elysium:

“In THIS game, you can WALK, TALK, and MAKE CHOICES! We hope you enjoy downloading this caper!”

at the foot fetishist home goods store

Every accusation a confession.

My man took FIRST?!

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

the Alphonse Mucha art nouveau meets Greek mythology earth tones on black and wood cocktail style pinball playfield of Eros One

please look at Eros One (1979, Fascination Int., Inc.), the new most beautiful pinball playfield i have ever seen

but those are my several emotional support half-finished toilet paper rolls

A random Nichijou frame from EP12.