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Sam Pranger

@samwise420.bsky.social

I'm a gay, trans, dog loving, atheist in northern Minnesota.

758 Followers  |  622 Following  |  251 Posts  |  Joined: 11.01.2025  |  2.4477

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No shit! 🀬

21.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

β€œYou're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

20.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4971    πŸ” 1584    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 56

He's not wrong, mostly because the homily is the only thing the priest actually DOES. Everything else is muscle memory of doing the same shit every week. I daresay many of them struggle with thinking for themselves & coming up with a relevant topic to opine upon. 🀭

21.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰β€οΈ

15.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?! Why invent some elaborate scheme; he was a coward and knew he couldn't buy his way out this time.

15.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus christ!! 🀬😑🀬

11.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@doctorcarlton.bsky.social Have you seen this?!

07.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking blue cities & states provide the bulk of that money you want to take away dumbass!

03.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and these shitty republicans in red states who refuse to actually invest their taxpayers money into something useful need to be held accountable as well.

02.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a good translation is key. Maybe also a map of character relationships 🀣

01.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh honey, that is NOT a dive bar 🀣

31.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE WHEN ONE SIDE NEVER STOPS!!!

31.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, they are gonna LOVE the campfire bean scene πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

31.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big fucking surprise there. πŸ™„ Can't argue with the numbers though, yikes!

30.01.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A light blue symbol if the Resistance from Star Wars with a navy blue common loon (the state bird of MN) superimposed and an 8 pointed white star on the loon's shoulders.

A light blue symbol if the Resistance from Star Wars with a navy blue common loon (the state bird of MN) superimposed and an 8 pointed white star on the loon's shoulders.

Lot of excellent MN memes lately

25.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing political? Like the time he & a Black police officer sat together cooling their feet in a kiddie pool?

22.01.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful day here in Minnesota! πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer

18.01.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9378    πŸ” 5105    πŸ’¬ 358    πŸ“Œ 461

IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER NOW!!!!!!

03.01.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍

25.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, that sounds WAY more fun than xmas with my family! πŸ˜‚

19.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@seriouslydiaonly.bsky.social @seriouspod.bsky.social I don't know which show this belongs on, but it's gotta get out!

14.12.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember drawing along with "Imagination Station" on PBS back in the day

10.12.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elite

09.12.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to remember, mine's probably 4-5 years. At about 4.5 at my current job.

09.12.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has always been one of my pet peeves.

06.12.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual FUCK?!? 😑🀬

05.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That John J Lennon one was so good! (Not that they both weren't, it's just fresher in my mind)

27.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now can you do something useful like impeach our wannabe dictator?

23.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By far my least favorite holiday. I worked in a mall in high school (shudders).

23.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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