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He’d probably be a libertarian if he had the attention span for it

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

In lieu of husband do I ask my male cat

Nothing at work makes me want to rage more than having to deal with our outsourced tech support who are generally unfamiliar with any of the software applications we use.

I haven’t thought about the movie Rules of Attraction in an eon but now I want to rewatch it.

It’s the best when it’s on a narrow sidestreet and they’re clearly trying to head in a direction where we know they’re staging. Ope, you’re gonna be fashionably late, buddy.

Oh, also: Nearing middle age? Got a family history? Get screened. Get screened for what the fuck ever you can get screened for. Don’t skip these. Don’t delay them. Just go.

Yes, including the whole body skin cancer screening, and nobody cares if you think you have the body of a melted potato.

I love driving substantially less than the speed limit when I find ICE behind me. Oh, somewhere you need to be? Not today, buddy.

The furnace company sent me a box of cookies for buying a new furnace. $10,000 cookies.

Also I had delicious tacos for dinner but I ate too much of the hot salsa and I have wasted the last hour and a half on the couch in a state of regerts.

Team, where are we getting our wallets from these days? I’ve purchased two in the last 17 years and both of the companies no longer exist.

I totally agree. I loved the boos.

Ok but one of my hyperlocal signal chats blew up into a series of pet photos from these people I’ve never met and don’t know where they live and have handles like “I hate snakes” or “slow ride” or “potatoes are great” or “big feet” today and like, what a charming moment.

Dogspeed 🫡

Oof. Any input from the city on your issue?

Nooooo! I have had intermittent running water for the last two days and I am afraid of this.

I have to turn my night time music up to be heard over the helicopters.

This is fucked up.

Today we did not have running water and whew if I could catch a break for a moment that would be stellar.

Thanks for the info!!

Tell me more about these tortillas, what!?

Yeah, never heard of it.

This house is quesadilla town USA right now

Where??

It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.

I wanted to go for a run yesterday! The lack of wind was so nice.

Felt like a proud moment there when they had to read the code of conduct in the middle of game play 💅

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

My furnace died on the coldest day in six years. My roommate started a fire in the fireplace without opening the flue. ICE hit a car and detained the driver in my neighborhood. ICE also killed another observer.

It’s not even noon

This is absolutely made up garbage

In response to getting my first project today (which is on fire, but “on fire” at sponsor speed is different than “on fire” at CRO or vendor speed), I have asked where I can find things like a contract or other docs on SP.

“No share point because I do my own stunts”

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