Natthew

Got banned off twitter, now I must commit to the boycott 💔😢

Top tier tutorial on ridding yourself of edgy weirdos to make Bluesky tolerable:

Silently block

Move on with life :v

Oh... Haga...

*Runs to arms hugging you passionately but still holding knife......*

Wh... What...?

*Falls onto floor eyes shimmering like anime*

Ngah!!

*Gets grazed but jumps really high over rest of bones*

Take this!!

*Stabs you*

Hah! That won't stop me!!

*Starts running deviously dodging your blasts left and right because I'm that fast*

And what if I do, huh...? What will you do to stop me...

*Eyes turn red like BLOOD.*

Hmf...... Alright bub......

*looks at large assortment of knives......*

This is me in case anyone's wondering...

I'd become Skydoesminecraft and abuse my wife

Cause they are so awesome...

Oh, god...... it's you......

I've gone from "I can't rebuild my 16k twitter following" to "I Don't mind rebuilding here" to "I want to delete twitter" in like a week

Little guy...

Cheesy drama.
[ #jjbafanart ]

Ugly ass betch

I want him

Brideley doodle inspired by hot n cold from katy perry #bradleyuppercrustii #anextremelygoofymovie

dance music fuckin rules man i love fl studio

Ya, it tastes yuckerz.

It's one of those things you get the medicine hesitance with, then you gulp it down and get a big ass chimp grin on your face, it's awesome.

The term "Not Safe For Work" is so stupid, like uhhhh, yeah I'd probably get fired for looking at porn?? But like, I'd be fired from any public space for looking at that, stupid. Dumbass redundant term..............

I got a bug where bluesky reminds me of the same notif repeatedly even after checking it and it makes me feel very special :)

It's like "This user liked your post! YES! THIS USER! They LOVED your post! And they LIKED it! FUCK YEAH!!!!"

Most relatable shit on earth. The president could call me and I'd look up his number going "Ohhhhh someone please tell me if this is a scam number that'll do absolutely nothing but make me really uncomfortable!!!!!!!!"

Narwhal.

that one meme

“That’s what” – She

This is probably the most stupid and childish gripe ever, but I'm glad views aren't on here, I get sooooooooo self conscious seeing no interactions but like a billion views, literally shed tears

I can't wait to rebuild my boylove feed I have on the Bird App... I love homos, I love being a homo ouuuuhhh boys boysssssssss uuuuuuuuuhhh

here are some armored princesses