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Joe Montana unravels giant stream of paper at podium

When Joe Montana gave his Hall of Fame speech 25 years ago, he said, "Deacon Jones has kind of taken over as the gatekeeper and said anyone that came up here without notes he was going to be worried about and that I would ramble on. So, I brought my notes for Deacon."

Then he pulled this out:

'Luke and Laura Forever': Silly Hall of Fame Speeches Shaq is what's missing from 'General Hospital'

During Ichiro's Hall of Fame speech, he said, "The truth is, without baseball, you would say, ‘This guy is such a dumbass.’”

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Stolarz pulls Zegras out of the scrum

Love your nipples!” — evergreen quote from Kiké Hernández, three-time World Series Champion

The Athletes Who Believe In - And May Be - Aliens The truth is in the outfield

“I thought I saw one this summer at my lake house in Quebec. I thought. And I see a huge spaceship over my head. I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is it. They’re coming for me.’ And it just disappeared, and I learned that it was Starlink.” - Phillip Danault

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YouTube video by Los Angeles Chargers NFL Pros Pick Each Other's Halloween Costumes | LA Chargers

“I think he’s going to go really silly and make me look like a fool, which I love to do.”

This video of Cameron Dicker and Simi Fehoko choosing each other's Halloween costumes is so wholesome, it includes the word "Fudge!"

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Like VERY seriously

ACAB means NHL refs too

Who Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? Hairy NHL Defensemen NFL and MLB players may survive grandmothers

This week's research taught me that athletes are afraid of many things - including grandmothers and Gollums - but one NHL player is not afraid of zombies.

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In honor of Brett Phillips announcing his retirement:

A tv show I would watch would be Brett Phillips joining John Jaso's pirate crew and documenting all their adventures. Jaso gets final approval on all footage released to public, obviously.

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That's from this interview, where he also unleashes the laugh to a cow joke: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85W...

Silly Brett Phillips quote on his laugh:

“I can specifically remember a time where [my family] had me laughing, and there was this family and these two younger kids were on their chair and pointing and laughing, and the mom stops and grabs the kids and says, ‘Stop, he has a problem.’”

‘Imitating a Pterodactyl?’ Happy Trails to MLB Goofball Brett Phillips Thanks for the laughs... and the Cy Young worthy pitching

When you start a newsletter on silly gooses in sports and the silliest of gooses retires immediately after, you have to channel your sadness into a eulogy for his pterodactyl laughing career. We'll miss you, Brett Phillips! sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/imitating-...