gAlexy of daddy issues 🇵🇷

spent the last hour tracking my AirPod case after losing them in the park only to find them on some asshole walking out of a weed store who jokingly asked me “did you follow me?” before i responded with “yes, it’s mine” in the most “fuck you” tone i could muster

is it weird that i feel like i’ve been to that same exact bathroom? something about it is giving me massive Deja vu but I don’t know what it is lol

damn, turns out it’s go woke OR go broke???

i need all the oomfs and mutuals who are into/i got into One Piece to message me NOW, i am LOSING my mind over this new chapter!!!

I actually would love to hear it

need some girl dick (dick from an adult human female)

is there any way i could get your script for this video? i would love to translate it into Spanish for my grandmother, who has a difficult time with English 🥺

thank youuuu 🥰

merry christmas, everybody!

i’m at my grandpa’s 90th birthday party and was nervous about a bunch of family i never see being weird and misgendering me cuz i’m the first trans person they’ve ever met, but everyone has been super nice and respectful and I’m a happy to say I’m having a lovely time :)

couldn't sleep a fucking wink last night, and i'm supposed to spend all day editing... this should be fun 🙃

lidocaine for electrolysis and novacaine for a root canal lol

i have been stabbed in the face *so* much over the past month 🥲

it’s honestly so unfair that i’m single!

caught up to Undead Unluck to see the story is on its final stretch and damn it, not another fave ending soon 😅

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but i think Mob Psycho 100 might have better animation than Jujutsu Kaisen 😳

fair, guess i misunderstood what you meant about unmoving to it haha

ok so that wasn’t awful but it definitely wasn’t fun!! i wish this was the end of it, but i uhhh… have to get a second one done eventually 😔

wait are you not in California anymore?? :(

about to get a root canal, pray for me 😭

hung out around a fire at the beach with old coworkers and friends today and had a really lovely time :) I should hang out around fires at beaches more, it’s fun!

actions truly do speak louder than words, huh?

holy shit i can’t remember the last time i was this angry

my japanese is getting to the point where i’m understand small but complete exchanges in anime, and it’s honestly the coolest feeling in the world. learning a new language is so GOATed, 10/10

“as a straight man who poops transgender” has to be one of the best lines in Always Sunny

tumblr post by user ohnoproblems AN ARTLESS FOOL: why do lesbians love gundam THE OP: [image from the Mobile Suit Gundam opening showing the RX-78 in front of a sky colored like the lesbian flag]

great things happening over on twitter dot com

lesbians have the best game ever (surprising no one)

i’ve seen some people say Red One is a good or fun movie, and quite frankly, i simply don’t believe any of them!

i’ve still got a long way to go, but 18 hours of electrolysis later, and i already feel SO much more comfortable going out without putting on make up 🥰

that used to be me, but if i leave *any* cloth on the ground, my cat WILL piss on it 😔