Ben

I found Waldo

Then at least do The Office gag, and quote the quote.

Oh you’re STUPID stupid.

That’s sad.

Are you still wondering why your kids don’t call?

Could I find a Fiverr contractor to translate stupid into English?

Before we continue, imma need you to post a picture of your high school diploma.

It’s just not morally correct for me to obliterate a high schooler.

I’m not sure which is more impressive

Your overly simplistic summary of the 1940s conflict, or your overly simplistic summary of Israel breaking international law on a repeated basis for decades.

“I support genocide” is shorter and more efficient for the next time you’d like to be publicly stupid.

Ah, I see where your lack of education failed you.

In the following post, I referred to Palestine in much the same way that one might refer to Westfalia - that is - a region of an area.

Christian theologians have admitted Jesus was Palestinian for centuries.

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Please note that I’ve accepted your “historical reality” tangent.

And if you need to change this tangent, please let me know. Y’all are historically very hard to pin down, so I just want to make sure I’m destroying you in your chosen field.

No one ever argued that a “Palestinian State” previously existed.

Just like no one ever argues a Celtic state or a Gaulish state existed.

But - also - Israel never existed.

Not prior to our invention of it.

So will I need to assume you’re from Alabama, or can we continue this adult conversation.

Hi, NJ! I don’t know how I saw this, but could you please direct me to your definition of “financial trauma” in this context?

For example, I am aware of the destruction of Black Wall Street, and the likes across America.

Or perhaps generational financial trauma?

Glad to learn!

Oh yeah, you need a guy friend. DM me.

Daviz, your wife left you for this reason.

This is why your siblings don’t text.

Do you need help? DMs are open.

Did the sensitive Brit like this, too?

The other upset Brit blocked me. It’s all you guy.

The Brit blocked me, before he could clarify.

But he thinks the green left isn’t left enough, because a more left turn exists.

What a shame that we also have stupid people on the left.

Hey, Jack.
I get you’re from a backwards country, but hear me out.

Look at the below diagram.

Are you seriously saying the green arrow isn’t left, just because there’s a more left route.

Or are Brits this fucking stupid.

It must hurt to look down when you change your diaper.

See… what I did there? I used you being continually stupid and your dialect to mock you.

It’s ok - you can change your TROUSERS.

If only you weren’t so pretentious, we might get along. I’m an American leftist.

And you’re a British fool who only serves to convince stupids to vote conservative.

I’m sure you’re FUN at parties.

I’m sorry you don’t speak English.

Aund euntirely cluueless.

I had to translate for the Brits.

That’s true. I fail about as hard as y’all did when you couldn’t keep 13 colonies in check.

(Y’all is slang for “you all”, and I’m using it to indicate your bitchiness.)

I’m sorry you’re upset.

See, I’m actually part British.

Don’t make me Jack you

It’s when I yell “JACK” and then prove you wrong in another thread

So…. Yes. Everyone hates you for letting the Tories in.

Crazy how quick I got that, huh.

It’s actually an onomatopoeia.

But yeah, English is hard for new learners.

You’re probably the guy everyone gets upset at when the right wins because you couldn’t vote for the more left group because they didn’t offer personhood to chickens. Yeah?

No, I don’t misunderstand how parties work. Thanks.

I doubt your ability to differentiate left and right.

After all, you can’t even drive on the correct side. So.