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The world's Most Haunted Man President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club He/him ๐ŸŽž๐Ÿ‘ป Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h

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clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert

Thanks NPR Music

31.10.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

So comforting to know my entire wardrobe has a centuries-long historical precedent

30.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Alternatively:

29.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
29.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want to point out that the year I left the school (for mental health reasons), they had no less than 4 suicides in the span of a few months. Genuinely evil place.

28.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My alma mater stays winning. First Newt Gingrich, now this

28.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
shit man it is
straight up a dope
night to have a
curse literally 
like what a good
night for this curse
fuck man that rules

shit man it is straight up a dope night to have a curse literally like what a good night for this curse fuck man that rules

23.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2883    ๐Ÿ” 1147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

cancel this man yesterday. hes a major sexist piece of shit. treats every woman on his set like prey.

28.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I first saw this comic as a small child, and I think it may have wiped my mind, and put Something Else in the resulting void

28.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still not fully sure what's wrong with me, but I am certain Cow Tools is to blame

28.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything I hear about Damien Leone makes me dislike him a little more

28.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had this same thought rewatching They Live the other day

27.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"It's Burning Rangers." Over a picture of someone handing someone else the incredible Sega Saturn action game, Burning Rangers.

"It's Burning Rangers." Over a picture of someone handing someone else the incredible Sega Saturn action game, Burning Rangers.

Why is everyone talking about modern AAA games when you can just play the Sega Saturn instead

23.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

If your values don't apply to everyone, they're not your values. They're just a favor you do for people that you like.

24.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 925    ๐Ÿ” 284    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

It was! I sold it to them by telling them it was by the same director as A Christmas Story, but left out all the other details

25.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Matango

24.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I experienced this back in college, while showing Black Christmas to some friends who were less acclimated to horror. Once the credits rolled, one of them told me I ruined Christmas.

24.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad they finally gave Arthur Morgan mommy milkers

24.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sexy Vampire Hunter D"

Bit redundant tbh

24.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I often call this show real-life On Cinema, but this was like real life Deodato

24.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That last Ghost Adventures was unreal. Zack has a demon-induced Covid strain, they find mutilated animals immediately, tweakers steal their SD cards, then they call the investigation early because Aaron gets the call about his wife hiring a craigslist hitman to kill him.
Insanely cursed television.

24.10.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see why! It was great!

24.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one's a Kiyoshi Kurosawa short. I'm 3 for 3 on Umezz adaptations, and I think this one's gonna keep the streak rolling

23.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kazuo Umezz lookin haunted as hell on my TV screen

Kazuo Umezz lookin haunted as hell on my TV screen

Another evening with the man himself

23.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bava is a mighty God

23.10.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 778    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
[cartoon fan art of Hedorah from Godzilla vs Hedorah]

[cartoon fan art of Hedorah from Godzilla vs Hedorah]

Hedorah the Smog Monster (Godzilla vs. Hedorah - 1971)
#hedorah #godzilla #smogmonster #godzillavshedorah #kaiju

20.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 329    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kinda wish they had cocks.

22.10.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We constantly do this, but with quotes from YouTube Poops that no one has watched in 15 years

22.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The platforming is definitely a bit Croc-scented. And if you squint your eyes you can pretend the lost dalmatians are actually Gobbos

18.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bar where I'm holding this work event is showing Friday the 13th Part VII hell yeah dude ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’

17.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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