Kelli Parker

Motherfucking wind farms…

He’s giving IDGAF vibes. Thankfully, it’s a short flight.

On a plane in a window seat. The man in the middle has A LOT of hair on his arms and it keeps tickling my elbow. I’m not even touching the middle armrest. 😭 I’m not cold but I’m putting on my jacket and pressing myself against the window to get away from the hair.

Where can I get one? 💸

Photo a quilt top with rainbow colors in geometric patterns.

I finished quilt #3 just in time for The Biscuit to take it to camp. I only got a picture of the top since it was a rush to do the rest 🤣 #QuiltingThruTheChaos #QuiltSky

My 13yo is flying solo for the first time and I thought I was chill about it. I’m not. 😭 Still so proud of them for being brave enough to do this. 🥹 #TheBiscuitLife

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This week, I spent time with family, got a gold grill at a sketchy flea market, saw Beyonce in Atlanta, laughed until my sides hurt, hugged my kid a lot, got love from colleagues at work, and I’m having a special dinner with my husband later. #MyLifeIsDopeAndIDoDopeShit

You definitely can. I swim with mine all the time.

Two photos of a couple take in the same place 20 years apart.

Timeline cleanse! 🚨
Last week, @andylippitt.bsky.social and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. The road hasn't always been smooth but I'm genuinely grateful to be traveling it with someone like him. #MyLifeIsDope

Just Kids by the Toboni Sisters

A photo of a dark movie theater with advocate and writer Kelli Parker on the screen during the world premiere of Just Kids at the Tribeca Film Festival 2025.

Hearing and seeing myself on a movie screen at the #TribecaFilmFestival is so WILD to me! Huge congratulations to @giannatoboni.bsky.social and her team for making the Just Kids documentary a reality. BRAVO! I’m proud to be part of such a powerful film. Even my teen thinks I’m kinda cool. 🎉 #filmsky

The more you know. 🌠

Zendaya did it better. 😬

I’ve reached the age where I only know a handful of people I see on the #MetGala red carpet. 👵🏽

Is it me or does he look like a Superfine Prince Ali/Aladdin?

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The instructions were very clear and easy to understand, especially when it came to pressing seams.

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Photo of a handmade geometric quilt in two shades of green with a pink border.

Photo of the back of a handmade quilt with a print of red strawberries, green leaves, and white flowers on a light pink background.

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A detail photo showing the front corner and back of a handmade quilt. The front is a geometric design in two shades of green with a white tag that reads one of a kind. The back is a strawberry print with green leaves, white and yellow flowers, on a light pink background.

My second quilt of 2025 is done. I made it as a birthday gift for a dear friend. #CraftingThroughTheChaos

The only thing I really miss about being a child is the phase where I got free Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas for reading books. That was amazing, and the world would be better if we all permanently got pizzas for reading.

I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.

If the "Le Poisson Steve" song isn't stuck in your head right now, I'm not sure we can be friends.

A silly photo of Kelli, Andy, and The Biscuit in pajamas on their porch during the Covid lockdown in 2020.

Five years ago we were bored in the house during the Covid lockdown and had an epic portrait taken that became our 2020 holiday card.

Remember when the president wore a tan suit and his wife planted a garden at the White House and “the people” lost their collective minds and called it shameful, disrespectful, and disgusting?

They’ve already been here, took a look around, and said 😳.

it's hard to understand how some people would rather constantly make the world worse in order to maintain ownership of it than merely be rich citizens in a world that's gradually improving for everyone

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