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Whole turkey, au gratin, corn on the cob, pumpkin pie, carrot cake, creamed corn

03.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sleeping dog

Sleeping dog

#DogsOfBluesky eepy

03.11.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If greater European cooperation and military unity is the future, the French and to a lesser extent British nuclear umbrella will probably fulfill that need. Nuclear weapons aren't that useful beyond deterrence, so there is little incentive to expand those capabilities once that's achieved.

02.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Batgirl! (Smol black lab mix having fun on Halloween)

Batgirl! (Smol black lab mix having fun on Halloween)

#dogsofbluesky Good batgirl

02.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should simply invent a hydration you can take orally, over the counter

01.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is logical though. They don't actually care about taxes. They love wasting taxes for their own profit. You harm society as a whole for your own benefit. It's that simple.

31.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you know. They blew up the evidence

31.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once a week? Once. A. Week.

31.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the whole Luthen Rael monologue at the McDonalds drive through when they tell me they’re no longer serving breakfast

31.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This spoked wheel is bullshit, solid wheels make a solid society - Yanmnayaspace probably

30.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can guarantee you can write the best one if you put your mind to it

29.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we sure it's the impersonator who died

29.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll see your "If you will vote for then no matter what you are not putting any pressure on them to change" and raise you "if you won't vote for them no matter what then you aren't putting any pressure on them to change."

29.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is certainly space for badly done or at least badly received unreliable narrative feeling like a cheap twist rather than a genuine exploration of some perspective, but yeah it they are writing off the entire device like that... Lol

29.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big prizes have been awarded for improving the constraints on unsolvable problems before

28.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got aunt/uncle discourse before i got the reason for aunt/uncle discourse and it's stupider than i thought

28.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*huge beards lmao

27.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not hard for me to imagine it as a heated debate, but I can't help but picture huge bears and waistcoats and parallel arguments about whether species could go extinct and where birds go in the winter

27.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

School lunches are a rounding error in the budget. These people are psychopaths. Don't ever let them pretend it's about the money.

27.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even an exaggeration

26.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman asks: "Source?"
A blue, glowing, shredded man floats up and declares "It was revealed to me in a dream"

A woman asks: "Source?" A blue, glowing, shredded man floats up and declares "It was revealed to me in a dream"

26.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breathtaking take from wapo

26.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nimby are you fucking serious

25.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy weather [hometown] [homestate]

25.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So all we need to do to get the crusty white boomers to soften up is to get them baked

25.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigma tier will get their names on a tile in the ballroom

25.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Look, I know this looks like abstract hobby math, but if we ever figure out how to make sand think, this is going to be really important for compressing cat videos" - some guy in 1756 probably

24.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feature not a bug from the perspective of his ego

24.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More than we hoped but less than we feared

24.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Density

24.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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