The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun

One of the many penis-based Top Gear jokes. In this one, it's spelled out in letters on sweaters worn by (from left) Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May.

This was 100% intentional — it's the same show that brought you

Keep the existing trophies for the winners; force the losers to deal with this. Leave it in the middle of their campus’ busiest intersection, or something.

"Tom you just won a giant tungsten cube!" [Pictured is a man in a gray suit on The Price Is Right set, and he's posing next to a giant metal cube]

If we were in charge of rivalry trophies

It's the GoT "winter is coming" meme, with text that says CHRISTMAS IS COMING

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Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City

They're fine, just not in the context of "raising billionaires' taxes is dumb, do this instead." Incentives can work (tho' they often don't) — but a guy who brags about how responsible he is for paying his taxes at the same marginal rate as someone with < 1 / 6,000th his income has missed the point.

Well … okay, I guess — but only if he goes first

The fracturing MAGA movement will surely reunite under the banner of <checks notes> protecting the identities and reputations of Democratic politicians and their donors <thinks for a moment><checks notes again>

Incentives are a ruse. The trick to harnessing capitalism for your society is to make sure you create 500 multimillionaires — or 1,000 millionaires — at least as often as you create a billionaire.

Mark Cuban says tax rates have almost no impact on investment By Daniel Trotta NEW YORK (Reuters) - Billionaire entrepreneur and potential presidential candidate Mark Cuban said on Wednesday that a cut in the U.S. corporate tax rate would have little to no effe...

This you?

An Excel spreadsheet with auditing arrows tracing cash flows from a sample balance sheet through a sample income statement

See? Simple.

a man is sitting on a couch in a living room and asking how about this guy ? ALT: a man is sitting on a couch in a living room and asking how about this guy ?

Same tbh. Also, my brain keeps asking

I noticed “The Muppets” and “The Muppet Christmas Carol” was one of the first things I noticed. Are the Iron Mans in order of quality or

Me on the toilet

Local Bucs-Titans broadcast just included an ad for “permanent male enlargement” depicting a cartoon kicker doinking a FG off the crossbar while a voiceover says OH NO, A COUPLE MORE INCHES AND HE’D HAVE BEEN A STAR

Says the guy who thinks the SEC invented football

A N.Y. Times story about Alexa+ with a headline design that places white text over a large white part of the image, making it virtually unreadable.

@nytimes.com CSS fail:

Fortunately I’ve spent years of my life cultivating the best possible reflex response when a stranger starts talking to me

A Labubu with Purdue Pete's face

Therapist: Purduebu isn't real, it can't hurt you

Purduebu:

The difference between a Waffle House and a Michelin-starred restaurant has as much or more to do with the maître d'hôtel as it does the food.

When my kids would complain, I used to tell them it was a good thing life was unfair or else we’d all get what we really deserve. I think they thought I was just being glib, but I wasn’t.

James A. Lovell Jr., Commander of Apollo 13, Is Dead at 97

I have told myself many times that if James Lovell could keep from losing his siht during Apollo 13, I could surely keep mine together during whatever perfectly manageable inconvenience I'm dealing with.

Let's all jam together It is time to come clean: I only learned that Cherry Garcia, the famed Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor, was a pun for Grateful Dead frontman Jerry Garcia, like, a month ago. In my defense, I entered the world only a couple weeks after Mr. Garcia left it. …

It's easy to understand a "Culture and Nostalgia Reporter" not knowing who Jerry Garcia was, and I guess just assuming that Cherry must be one of the several flavors of Garcia. (link: is.gd/Vkom3P)