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Here is what everyday Germans had to say about Musk

Sound familiar? We're fucked!

UK competition watchdog investigates Apple and Google’s mobile platforms CMA examining impact of tech firms’ operating systems, app stores and browsers on consumers and businesses The UK’s competition watchdog has launched investigations into the impact of Apple and Google’s mobile platforms on consumers and businesses, days…

UK competition watchdog investigates Apple and Google’s mobile platforms

It's so fitting that Donald Trump's inauguration will be held in the Capitol Rotunda, the very place four years ago where his pack of lawless loons ransacked, looted, and smeared their excrement. What an apt metaphor for what the incoming administration plans to do to America.

Sounds like a plan

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How have we become a nation of hate when we all benefit far more from kindness?

#discouraged

I don’t mind when someone is irrational for a little bit. But today it just goes on and on and on.

TRUMP sign lit up w white chalk on the sidewalk: $83.3 MILLION HA HA HA HA HA KEEP TALKING, LOSER 😀

spotted at trump international hotel just now

Israel bombed a hospital after saying this, publicly. After the BBC “wondered out loud” whether Hamas was hiding in tunnels under hospitals and schools.

A hospital. A hospital. A hospital.

Fears grow people are dehydrating to death in Gaza as clean water runs out UN agency warns residents exposed to cholera and dysentery as city’s last seawater desalination plant closes

People in Gaza are beginning to dehydrate to death

Oh rascal children of Gaza, You who constantly disturbed me with your screams under my window, You who filled every morning with rush and chaos, You who broke my vase and stole the lonely flower on my balcony, Come back – And scream as you want, And break all the vases, Steal all the flowers, Come back, Just come back…

'Oh Rascal Children Of Gaza' by Palestinian poet Khaled Juma, 2014, in response to Israel killing 509 Palestinian children in 50 days.

Israel-Hamas War: Israelis and Palestinians Blame Each Other for Blast at Gaza Hospital That Killed ... Gazan health authorities said the explosion was caused by an Israeli airstrike. The Israel Defense Forces said it was caused by a malfunctioning rocket fired by a Palestinian armed group.

i’m not like a military tech guy but it seems pretty clear that Hamas rockets are not capable of leveling hospitals

“Come with me tonight so that we might make tonight a shared past, says the one afflicted with longing. I will come with you to make a shared tomorrow, says the one afflicted with love.”

Mahmoud Darwish, In the Presence of Absence, Palestinian poet

Beetlejuice is apparently all the rage...

Accurate

Fried mushrooms

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.