Kelsey Kirkland

The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.

If a guy doesn’t break into my home and call me his affliction then I don’t want it.

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.

The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger

I thought of a simple thing we could do to fight the crap piling up on the world and solving injustice forever.

We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'

Seriously, try it.

'Peeenis.'

Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.

Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."

10 shows to get to know me

1. Mad Men
2. Loki
3. House of the Dragon
4. New girl
5. Parks and Rec
6. Game of Thrones
7. Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
8. Wandavision
9. Rick and Morty
10. Sex and the City

11-12ish

People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only

Love that new car smell over here 💙