Pretty excited to do a number and have all my friends see ngl

12.01.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I used to love bad DJ posters, but now they’re all AI. DJs I’m begging you to go back to your roots, times new Roman font over a screen shot of Ocarina of Time.

11.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

tipping

11.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 22282    🔁 4623    💬 77    📌 20

Invite me to your apartment and feed me whiteclaw and drugs
I do raves for cats, and hand stuff

11.01.2025 13:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My new bit is gonna be talking about the new season of drag race and the contestants like i’ve seen it
“I can’t believe they did my girl Brixie Bricks like that! TuTu Hoagie should have been sent home for that runway, her take on the Beyond Burger by Burgerking™️ was pretty questionable “

11.01.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The grocery cashier’s POV of me checking out

10.01.2025 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

No editing today, just pouring pancake syrup on my head while sitting on the dryer to cool off

10.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

10.01.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

イヤやなんでやなんでボクなんですかほんま

11.12.2024 12:19 — 👍 190    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 0

This account is for… i dont know… i dont know but yay more platforms for fucking around and also my favorite artists

28.12.2024 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey sweetheart got a light?
This your boyfriend with you?
Whats his blood type?

28.12.2024 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0