three salt goblins in a trenchcoat

Defund the CIA and use the money to make more Muppet retellings of classic literature

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Fantasy novel about a group of Chosen Ones who all have oddly specific queer microlabels in a way that initially seems crassly pandering, except it gradually becomes clear whatever is doing the choosing is trying to circumvent one of those "neither X or Y" prophecies re: the villain's immortality.

we literally told you !!!!

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

MAP: Minneapolis General Strike Movement Spreads to 120 Cities on Friday At least 80 cities plan to hold actions in solidarity with the Minneapolis General Strike.

Update: Now 120 cities are holding Minneapolis General Strike solidarity actions

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Austinites Demand That City and APD Refuse Collaboration With ICE • The Austin Chronicle At 2 o’clock on Tuesday, Jan. 20, about 200 protesters gathered in front of Austin City Hall to demand that the Austin Police Department stop collaborating with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcemen...

Austinites demand that the city and APD refuse collaboration with ICE.

🚨”If everyone who came before me had just complied and complied and complied, then I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.” ~ Josh Johnson
Message: Do Not Comply

The Austin Police Department trafficked children

I love that every city has added a new mischief to the anti-ICE work:
LA started the noise outside hotels
Portland started the inflatables
Chicago started the whistles
Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol
If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

The animating principle of representational democracy is to protect the rest of us from the whims of deranged rich people, be they kings or oligarchs. Everything else is wainscoting.

best reasons to make art:
#1. horny
#2. you found something weird and fucked up inside yourself and you want to work through it
#3. angry.
#4. all of the above at once.

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

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The real reason to tax billionaires isn’t to let the government spend their money, it’s to prevent them from buying government and directing how they spend our money

any shit you can think of. blue lock will do it it's not a coward

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HEY did YOU know that the ONLY way to improve your mental health this stressful holiday season is to read at LEAST 3 hours of fanfiction smut per day? This is a REAL science fact, provided to you by a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

betrayal..... (but still a beautiful cat ❤️)

friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.

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The Club Penguin meme: "nine one one what's your emergency" "what do you mean youre being murdered" "thats illegal people cant do that"

Every time someone posts to cite a law that the current US administration is breaking, it feels exactly like this:

reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]

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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.

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