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Dharug Mawuguran ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Bassweight Obsessive ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Bulwark Of The Strange ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Ace butch

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I sampled RWJ for a set opener, and now I'm going through an entirely-related blood-on-my-hands panic.

20.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good thing about Abelton Live stem splitting is that it takes long enough to consider whether or not it's worth your time to keep Your creation alive in this world or just Old Yeller it to the recycle bin

20.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

INSANE FIND

20.02.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A horned dog sees its distorted reflection

A horned dog sees its distorted reflection

Reflection of worlds

#1art1hour

29.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1802    ๐Ÿ” 677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Ericโ€™s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Googleโ€™s AI tool shut up

19.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7849    ๐Ÿ” 1711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

All music is parody

19.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll block a bitch off dubstepforum dot com

18.02.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOST MY PHONE ON THE BUS IN MELBOURNE AND IT SHOWED UP AT THE DEPOT 14 HRS LATER. I'M DOING BURNOUTS ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN, WINGS INTACT. NEVER GONNA LOSE, CUNT.

18.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking back to when my parents gave me the case for one of their old Nokia phones and told me to make sure I didn't lose it, to prove I was ready to have my own phone. Of course I lost it less than a week later.

18.02.2026 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost my phone on the bus

18.02.2026 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now.

Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

17.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2103    ๐Ÿ” 751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My opossum oc wearing a cool outfit and sitting on some stairs

My opossum oc wearing a cool outfit and sitting on some stairs

More creature art :3

17.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1316    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll block a bitch off Splice

17.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Im sorry but the answer is "a normal get-along collar but in summer on a humid day with no fan or AC"

17.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boosting this !

17.02.2026 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit sucks so hard. Hugging you ๐Ÿซ‚

17.02.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Uber driver is slamming the accelerator like it's the pokies and he's got debts to pay, whipping the Toyota Hellchariot through the streets of Footscray with a death wish

17.02.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

o/

17.02.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Naaah the devs forgot to check for clipping ๐Ÿฅ€

16.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Really like this graffiti I saw the other day

16.02.2026 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CUTE

16.02.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

o/

16.02.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If these wax wings were meltable, then why did the vinyl that I bought 18 months ago, which got lost in the mail, finally arrive today? I told you, I'm never going to lose. The mailman is Daedalus, and I've just bolted a Temu turbo to his van. I'm racing for pink slips. Fuck with me. Fuck with me!!

16.02.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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That's just what chasers call it

15.02.2026 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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moving out at the end of the month!! this is gonna a big but worth it change in my life so any help is greatly appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/lillywhodill...

14.02.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Have fun trying to spend my money bro I already spent it all on a new power bank and meds lmfaooooo. Might need to borrow that lip balm off you tho

14.02.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the guy who found my bag containing my meds, my power bank, my ID+bank card, and my brand new tube of lip balm is going through life better medicated, more moisturised, and with an more charged phone than me. He clearly deserves it

14.02.2026 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ADHD rules because it means I'm not allowed to have nice possessions for very long ๐Ÿ‘

14.02.2026 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

13.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23126    ๐Ÿ” 5786    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174

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