@planetpuke.bsky.social
go ahead & scream. we’re miles away from where anyone can hear you 🎩✨
right wing show host: welcome to the show, how are you doing today
jordan peterson: a great sorrow has overcome me. i have laid awake in agony the past 8 days.
labia would be a rly pretty name for a girl i think
07.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0should i legally change my name to labia divinorum
07.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If you white, you Ben Affleck"
- Carl Jung
Dads in Boston describing their gay children
05.12.2024 21:31 — 👍 11891 🔁 1712 💬 81 📌 55welcome to my twizted mind, etc
05.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is everyone wearing these stupid man suits
05.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0social media & emotional terrorism has been a particularly creative tool for the nü police state. welcome to bladerunner, everyone ✨
05.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wish i didn’t wear heath ledger joker make up to the airport today i feel like everyone is staring at me
04.12.2024 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you! I’m so bad at remembering to take pics of my stuff, wanna get better at it.
04.12.2024 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
imagine yr on acid & see this
28.11.2024 18:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you can take the goth out the mall but you can’t take the mall out the goth
27.11.2024 18:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0girls kissing
27.11.2024 03:16 — 👍 514 🔁 136 💬 37 📌 10what drives a girl crazy in bed? the knowledge that these moments of pleasure are increasingly fleeting & we are ultimately alone.
27.11.2024 11:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@alloeloise.bsky.social the moon is potatoes
26.11.2024 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m gonna get a chest piece of george costanza pushing women, children and a clown out of the way to escape a fire.
26.11.2024 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cute pic of me & my parents the day i was born
26.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0explaining oli london & jung kook to my 43 year old crust punk boss
26.11.2024 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i failed my blood test. the doctor said i have no blood.
25.11.2024 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what genre is the national anthem
25.11.2024 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0do you think they were impressed or did ppl just think he was nuts
25.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how did the first person to read learn to read
25.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me
24.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 2351 🔁 166 💬 44 📌 18found some white cheddar popcorn inside my shoe, very delicious
24.11.2024 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
figured i’d start sharing my art on here, maybe it’ll motivate me to make more.
cat skull, 2023
strawberries & gold leaf on hand pressed recycled linen paper, red micron pen
space is literally just in the ocean bro what’s everyone so confused about
24.11.2024 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not listening to anyone who doesn’t wash their legs.
24.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 103 🔁 24 💬 10 📌 6a glory hole for forehead kisses
24.11.2024 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0echo chamber? cheese mouse
24.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 390 🔁 27 💬 27 📌 4
