provee

it’s hard enough to rub my tummy and pat my head yet alone this

had a dream that weird Al won a Grammy for a cheese based concept album, but all I can remember is “o-o-h child things are gonna get cheesier”

googling "sandwiches near me" again

love it when I’m having a bad brain day and I make a bunch of pierogi and take most of the filling out before I eat it

im always thinking about this bit of twisters soundtrack trivia from one of the van halen interviews

went to sams club today for the industrial sized bags of Cretors

for the second time this week i have taken a diet coke from the fridge at 6:06 pm

been sayin shit like “not my circus but i know the clowns” lately

had a dream about a new hit app charting the top of the app stores where you take a video of your ceiling fan and the app tells you if you should reverse the direction for winter heating

really enjoyed them literally throwing the Belinda Carlisle cassette out the window in the opening scenes of Hysteria! when they thought the mom was gonna barge in on them

same but unforunately it told me to start re-watching west wing

a sleek black dog pouts at the camera after being scared by the velcro strips that attach a bright orange pumpkin costume

we are afraid of velcro on costumes this holiday season

Seems pretty inevitable that at some point we'll get Prestige Mr. Bean

love it when the weed hits good and it takes like 3 separate trips to the kitchen to get a glass of water

who up shaving their beard as a weird response to a nightmare they just had

going to be late to work tomorrow, just started 2012 (2009)

i woulda been that guy warning everyone how mad pompeii was at us that no one listened to

Old Navy outlet store #2605 is where i get a majority of my health care

"the easiest shrimp to peel is a boiled one" would make a great folksy aphorism but i can't figure out what it would mean

Meme: Two skeletons in the dark, wielding swords & shield. Captioned: "The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects."

a cornbread waffle with chili on top could fix me

Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico. This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.

extra tube, shake well before using

X Files publicity still of a backlit Mulder and Scully in trenechcoats looking sternly at the camera

pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life

a screenshot of a movie frame. The Mist (2007). The main character screams in anguish while collapsing in front of two soldiers.

a screenshot of a frame from The X-Files, season 1 episode 12. Mark Sheppard lurks ominously in a hotel hallway, slightly obscured by shadows and a large potted plant.

im watching The Mist (2007) followed immediately by "fire" from xfiles s01x12 to make sure i have the best dreams tonight

ME: [stands up]
DOG: great, I’ll come with you

two people drinking from kegs as if they were cans

dork vader