Tom Plevey

Cats are big-time lateral thinkers when it comes to destruction.

I didn't quite make #insiders this week, but my phone and left hand did. #auspol #australia

Grand Designs Australia goes entirely against the ethos and appeal of the original Grand Designs, which is a show about English twits spending astronomical amounts of money making a crap house in a damp paddock and going so far over budget that they get divorced

Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture

NT News headline tomorrow morning: Great Head beats dud Root every time. #ashes

@greatdismal.bsky.social smells like long-chain monomers.

I'll back it if you print it on white paper.

I remember selling these. Great marketing, weren't that great IIRC.

What's with the Kiwi soldiers?

Look, regardless of the efficacy or not of shark nets, we can all agree: the best thing to do with that whale carcass is let it ripen in the sun for a few days, then trebuchet it over the wall of the Japanese embassy. BANZAI!

Yesssssss...

Not unexpected since all the cookers moved up from Melbourne during Covid.

This guy liking this post worries me...

See what happens tonight. Pauline is is in town, and who knows if he could make an appearance.

I'm sure he'll make a surprise appearance at Wests tonight for the Pauline Hanson tour. Was gonna go meself, but...you know. I'm not giving her $60.

Fucking good.

Look, master_race_baiter leads an action-packed life. Anyone could've gotten distracted and left their laptop bag on the bus.

I MUST POSSESS THESE.

She's gonna be livid when she finds out where they make her favourite Blend 43.

YouTube video by markjaw Deus Ex - Morpheus

Once again, tapping @harvey1966.bsky.social & co's sign...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKN9...

"But DOGE Operative master_race_baiter assured us he kept it on a USB stick he kept with his weed in zippered compartment inside his laptop bag, which was 100% secure."

He needs to start keeping some peanut oil on him in case of giant albinos.

This is why I'm blasé about those sci-fi shows that expect us to look at a malfunctioning robot and insist "But it is striving to be human! Should we not treat it as human?" because my answer is "No, it's a broken toaster, chuck it in the bin."

Did you have to use a black background for the pages? Makes it hard to set time design.

Bill Bailey's looking well.

Holden's search for his contact lens got intense.

I've gotta stop letting mine out on Fridays, because he doesn't come back until late. He's at the fucking pub, I'll bet.

Y2k aesthetic, baby.

I hope every second NFT they have on their marketplace is is a virus.