Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer

My body is doing everything in its power to get an ear infection and I swear if this really happens I will make it everyone's problem.

Grilling salmon with a dijon-dill sauce on these ultrathin sheets of cherry wood my sister gave me for Christmas, mostly to keep it from sticking to the grill.

Before and after of coaster cleaning: On the left, a filthy, scuffed stone coaster with the South Carolina palmetto moon emblem. On the right, an identical but significantly cleaner and shinier coaster.

I deep cleaned the inside of my car top to bottom today. Scrubbed, vacuumed, organized all the compartments, ArmorAlled every surface, cleaned the mirrors and windows. I even took the coasters out of the cupholders and scrubbed them with a Magic Eraser (before and after shown below).

Oops, accidentally slept for an hour and a half.

A beard trimmer with a bright green vacuum bin ~10% full of brown and white hair

IT HAS A TINY VACUUM THAT SUCKS UP ALL THE HAIRS. NOT ONE STRAY CLIPPING ON MY CHEST, THE COUNTER, OR THE SINK.

My beard trimmer stopped working in April and I've been skating by with the attachment for my actual shaver ever since. It works, but the max length is shorter than I like and it's shit for giving crisp edges.

I finally bought a new one today and holy shit this is life-changing technology.

I did a thing*.

*went to AutoZone and managed to not sound like a complete idiot

A sign that reads "otter slide"

Hello from the...

My existential crisis with Breya has reached the "how many mana rocks is too many mana rocks" stage.

I'm not saying all 32+ will make the trip, but...

The dangerous thing about driving to MC Atlanta is that the number of decks I bring is limited only by my trunk space.

I think if I could change one thing about my house (besides the bathrooms), I would move my bedroom window to the right four inches so that it would look centered from the outside.

The White House is a national icon. At least make a token effort to preserve the character of the building.

My main complaint (beyond the "you dismantled the social safety net for a conference center???" head shaking and the fear of the Temu-ass "gilded" shit he'll put up) is that every rendering in the media so far has it obliterating the Georgian-influenced Neoclassical symmetry of the front fascade.

(He's a kobold who used to be a human but has a cursed ring of reincarnation permanently stuck on his hand, so he's become a reckless combat addict in hopes of getting killed in battle so he can come back as literally anything else.)

I had the best worst idea for a trrpg character last night, now I just need a permissive DM and a game to play them in.

One of my current projects is obtaining a good knockoff of the Suburban White Mom Giant Water Cup™ for the office.

That's one of my sister's Forbidden Words that I can always use to skeeze her out.

I'm trying to make updates to Breya (for Duskmorn through Edge of Eternities excluding UB sets) and hoo boy am I asking myself the hard questions.

Have you ever started trying to make one or two updates to a deck and suddenly found yourself questioning the entire list?

I had the worst idea for a side hustle this morning: selling my used diabetes testing strips to witches who need a drop of virgin's blood for their various spells and rituals.

EEEEE SO CUTE

...okay but I low-key want to try this now.

Those little dried shrimps that come in cup noodles instead of raisins in the oatmeal walnut cookies

Ironically the Greek letter is the flaccid one.

Turns out unicode has both "lowercase Greek letter mu" and "micro symbol" as separately defined characters, and the difference is in how erect the little penis is.

I have wasted 9 hours across three workdays trying to get our Windows 95-ass compound registration database to accept a list of registrations, and in the end the problem comes down to it using some weird specific not-fucking-unicode lowercase mu character to abbreviate micromolar.

Same thing with Nissa freeing them in the first place. Based on what she learned from Sorin and Anowon, she thought if she broke the key hedron they would leave Zendikar and, well, not so much.

She genuinely wanted to do good and protect the Multiverse from destruction, but...

In fact, pretty much every interaction any Planeswalker has ever had with the Eldrazi is a case of good intentions having likely very bad consequences because of a lack of information.