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@whotfisbarbara.bsky.social

strict, like ya mama should’ve beenπŸ’‹ i like to vlog, here’s my channel: https://youtube.com/@jyrmaine?si=Hcs_0CeQ5XTesSr0

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Latest posts by whotfisbarbara.bsky.social on Bluesky

Handing me a pair of scissors with the blade towards me is crazy!!! She hates me I fear!!

05.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My period migraines be CACKLING at these Tylenols, hydration attempts, naps, teas, supplements and prayers 😭 how I wake up 5 hrs later with the same migraine!?!? My girl said β€œgood evening sis, welcome back”

01.12.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saying β€œno diddy” was one thing but referring to the after dark hours as β€œdiddy hours” or β€œdiddy time” is absolutely disgusting. and so very unfunny. I loathe having to share the planet with certain people.

29.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ability to cook and clean is an essential part of daily living, not something determined by gender.

28.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

This season of my life β€œunhinged” πŸ™‚

28.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted! Thank you!

28.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I have a name? I wanna save this for my allotted rabbit hole session coming up 🀭

28.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why i will always walk away:

β€œI’d rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect”

Always choose your peace.

28.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And at the bare minimum open a window WE BEG😭

28.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew wtf???

28.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tying Black Friday to football is DIABOLICAL

28.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BlykeAHT!

28.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈaaaandd the opp of the day award goes to, at 6:28AM: my fibroid

27.11.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Documenting your hotness >>>

27.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Thanksgiving friends in my phone!

27.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œMr. Pennies” is going in the VAULT! 🀣

27.11.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Pennies!

26.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The attack on Black History continues.

26.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t care. Does Rue have that lady money??!

26.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Trying to manipulate someone is loves watching mafia documentaries is a not smart decision.

27.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I can smell your breath you’re too close!!!!!

27.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who still gives personal space when I’m in line?! My god

26.11.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 11

I need a shower playlist (concert set list) while I wash this dye out of my hair. I have to condition+detangle it and shave my legs too so send me your best please😭🫢🏽✨

27.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jojooooo😭😭😭😭 β€œCMERE SO I CAN PUT IT ON!” 🀣

27.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime I hear β€œOut The Window” I envision Bow Wow throwing out all those CDs on Johnson Family Vacation 🀣

27.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

27.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œI believe you”

27.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love us so bad😭😭😭

27.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

Job, relationships, healing, anything.

26.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m naming my future dog Gumbo, that’s how serious I take it! Tuna is incredibly disrespectful πŸ˜’

27.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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