You wouldnt crash out on bluesky
26.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 1@invadersims.bsky.social
Recovering misanthrope, Gamer™ (pejoratively), chronic tinkerer, reality skeptic, husband. Will try any flavor of Mountain Dew or Taco Bell limited time item at least once. Your first, last, and only line of defense against the worst scum of the universe.
You wouldnt crash out on bluesky
26.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 1Guillermo del Toro at a Frankenstein screening with a mic in hand Subtitles „thank you very much“ „and fuck AI“
The vibe I bring to the function
22.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 2770 🔁 886 💬 5 📌 14Elizabeth Taylor rising from the dead to find out that she's known for *checks notes* perfume.
06.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rejoice!
26.09.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chat, is this woke?
25.09.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting Kiwami 3 but a completely different Rikiya is definitely a monkey paw situation. ALSO WHY DID THEY GET RID OF THE RED SHIRT?
24.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@knightfa11.bsky.social This just launched today. Talk about some nostalgia!
18.09.2025 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Galaxy Mourns Sheev Palpatine - The Naboo Times
11.09.2025 04:12 — 👍 614 🔁 105 💬 0 📌 3A fighting stick that has a picture of Mavis beacon on it, Mavis beacon teaches neutral tournament Edition
04.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 1693 🔁 526 💬 19 📌 17She was a A ARROW VIDEO girl He was a THE CRITERION COLLECTION boy
Many such cases
12.08.2024 13:25 — 👍 234 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 12I'm surprised they are even still around. Hope you have a good time, despite the fact that it's 3oh!3.
03.09.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Panle 1: A man is watching a tv screen holding a remote. On the screen are people in an alleyway trying to run away from robots shooting lasers. The caption reads "We are the resistance...trying to survive a tyrannical government" Panel 2: The man watching tv sits back relaxed and exclaims "Ahh, nice non-political scifi show" Panel 3: A character on screen says "I'm a gay character" Panel 4: The man watching tv throws his hands up and says "Gahh! Now they made it political!"
Always has been
03.09.2025 15:12 — 👍 264 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 1LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED FRIDAY AGAIN
29.08.2025 06:46 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
Uh, yeah... It's monday
18.08.2025 06:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1FRIDAY AT LAST
15.08.2025 07:43 — 👍 40 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0Thanks Dave
15.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gm
14.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Monday again jonny boy
11.08.2025 15:02 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I go to film photography youtube to hear that film photography is dying. I go to Bluesky to hear that Bluesky is dying. I search "lesbian ouya" just to see if anyone thought of that. They didn't. Lesbian Ouya is dying.
07.08.2025 17:02 — 👍 1449 🔁 124 💬 42 📌 6You're right, this is important.
06.08.2025 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LETS GOOOOO FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY
01.08.2025 09:40 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Star Wars Outlaws on Switch 2 looks like ass even in the demo footage. Imagine what the full release is gonna be like?
31.07.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keeping up with news just tanks your mental health immediately.
30.07.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nostalgia is crazy because someone will absolutely look back at this period of time fondly even though it's objectively a terrible time to be alive.
29.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of the "I hate Winter" people better not complain about the crock pot temperatures outside.
28.07.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surprised to say that not only is Happy Gilmore 2 good, but it's genuinely great. Lots of laugh out loud moments, and it's clear that Sandler has learned to balance the stupidity of dick jokes with genuine storytelling and sincerity.
26.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ITS FUGGIN TRUGGIN FRIDAY GARFIE BABY
25.07.2025 09:30 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0The gulf between X and Bluesky has never been wider, as my mentions on the former are "HOGAN INVENTED WRESTLING AND COCONUT OIL, A POX ON YOUR HOUSE FOR SULLYING HIS NAME" and on Bluesky my mentions are "Do you know where he's being buried so I can take a shit in his grave?"
24.07.2025 16:45 — 👍 1009 🔁 255 💬 20 📌 8