Matt Grote

I just envisioned lying down like a lil doe and falling asleep

The Audition, Live and LIVESTREAMED! Friday, August 8, 2025 – 10:30 pm NY - 14TH ST. Mainstage A secret santa for character monologues! Casting directors Jani Chakravarti, Ryland Duncan and Matt Grote are holding auditions for…

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Show poster for "The Audition" at UCB, https://ucbcomedy.com/show/the-audition-08-08-25/

Hi perverts, I'm premiering a show at UCB late Friday night, you should come!

It's kind of a secret santa where everyone wrote each other's set.

Stacked line up. Ticket link in reply.

Oh man you can cry? I'm still on "you deserve this" lol

Welcome to the club, we have...
*looks around*
*sits*
*doom scrolls*

Writing a thesis about the punctuation ".?"

Mars 2112 where are you

* £

I went there when I visited and was like hey when's high tea and they were like we're booked until the next ice age and it costs $5 million

What's yours mine's 42 I'm not even bragging (I'm bragging)

Heart rate fast, 7mi run idk why it says 3.2 mi on the bottom

Shout out to the guy I paced off of for the first sprint, sorry I basically chased you but you were so fast and I was mad :)

Today sucks shit so I retested my max heart rate

A gay guy with a fat lil dog

Cuddling with my terrible son

Honestly was gunning for a slap

Lol yeah

"Mind your business"

Yayyyy

AI generating ahegao yaoi while chatgpt writes their essay comparing hamlet to the rizzler

Heck :)

That's kinda fun though, I had a guy figure out i didn't wanna let him pass me so he paced me to 6:40 uphill, I was like wow this is me behavior

Kicking off 173bpm and getting your heart rate to drop is crazy tho, is your first mile uphill?

Also congrats on being hot jfc

Not even jealous not even a little it's fine I'm fine

Laundry

*posts elbows*

For that stats girlies, tempo'd out 8 miles at an 8/mi average, very dissatisfied.

Shout out to the much better runner who flagged me as a slow tool and progressively paced me to sub 7 uphill cause he caught me trying to stay ahead of him.

Post run

Noooooo don't stare at my huge ass

Thank God I'm built like an action figure cause that run sucked

Plot twist

Who the fuck is Crosby

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That's pants in my book

A buff mess

This is the longest men's shorts should be allowed to be IMO