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Matt Grote

@mattgrote.bsky.social

Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician

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Mood

08.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two minions mourning the third minion

08.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)))

07.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

07.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 7

07.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also did a slut version

07.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soup

07.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol jk imagine

07.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a Christian account

07.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knew he sucked shit, did not know he just got 19 years for kid porn. Huge yikes. There are so many hot men and so much porn, just like... yall...........

07.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm like the opposite, I'm like why will no one ask me to spot them do i look mean

07.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Technically this is locktober

07.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:) thank ya

07.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goal is to do okay on the marathon without dropping mass so getting gains would rule. Just weighed myself and I'm actually up ~2 lbs after a run. Dang lol nice

07.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely wild hearing that cause only hitting like 75% of my lifts to make space for running. Then again my exercise dosage is insane, the bodybuilder is worked with for a bit told me to chill out if I wanted to bulk proper sooooo lol

07.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Before and after run

Before and after run

Ran so hard my pant legs fell off

07.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

:)

07.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*cats

06.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tits

06.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus fuckin Christ

06.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For real this behavior pattern has kinda ruined my life, I keep accepting poverty wages, wage theft, late clients etc cause I'm like "yeah of course, I'm a stupid bitch I'm surprised you're even paying me"

06.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't expect to either fwiw

06.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For FREE?

06.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't get it!

06.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haven't used it

06.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have (i think comparatively mild?) EDS, got formally diagnosed on follow up for inguinal hernia repair surgery (d'oh). I was deep into fitness by the time I figured it out and I'm lucky that mostly just sometimes need longer recoveries but it drives me nutsssss

Hope your symptoms clear up soon!

06.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank youuuuu

06.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tossed into remedial classes as a kid and kept there through high school. (Now I'm in a PhD. Clearly was put in the right place ๐Ÿ™„).

Not sure what my point is! Don't hit me with that pity though. Feel free to gas me up tho cause I will spend the entire day trying to get myself out for a run.

06.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But I also have nearly zero tolerance for the days I can't keep it together, or falling short of the absolutely ridiculous goals I set for myself. Idk. I do not like having my limits defined by this and I have major hang ups about feeling/being incapable, probably because I got (con't)

06.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a particularly bad symptom day and meditating on the patience and grace I refuse to give myself. I don't think I've posted about it here? But I have a few disabilities including a connective tissue disorder. In theory I shouldn't be anywhere near capable of what I already can do (con't)

06.10.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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