Cherry Lemon

"I know a place," she whispers as she pulls you head first down into the bog.

Sushi looks so good but I’m too scared to try it because I KNOW it will not be for me 😭

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hikin'
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

i'm not really into the bar scene (eating granola bars), i'm more into the club scene (eating club sandwiches)

MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'D CHOOSE TEXAS ROUNDHOUSE ROLLS WITH CINNAMON BUTTER OVER ME HELP???

Honestly I feel uncomfortable with receiving gifts even though I appreciate them so much. It’s a tough one. But if anyone wants ideas I’d be happy with one single keurig pod/k-cup of coffee or a small box of milk duds 🤣

Life sometimes is hard: I always remember that every thing I’ve ever wanted always comes to me eventually, because I know it’s already mine and trust myself and the universe around me. It’s so hard to take a deep breath when everything is happening at once though. But anyways…😎 anyone got a cig?

Guys I messed up 😭

Hello friendos

Your librarian here with the library tip

Your library might have a collection of Useful Things you can check out for personal use. Anything from tools to baking pans to garden seeds to home projectors to toys to science kits to sports equipment to music instruments. Take a look!

mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp

December? More like Dismember…me. please so I don’t have to deal

Short answer: ye

Days like today can bring on negative feelings and emotions.

However, I want you to know that no matter what has happened, is happening, or will happen...
you do, you have, and you will always have every right to be here.

Keep going;

This is a thread for you to tell me all your family drama that happens today. Omg Susan said what? 😳Uncle Joe has a secret child that no one knew about? 🙄Grandma is an undercover agent? 🤔The neighbor doesn’t separate his recycling from his regular trash???? 😱So yeah…fill me with in

About 13 years ago to the exact time: me and my best friend snuck out of her moms house and wound up in separate cop cars and her mom grounded both of us 🤣🤣 so thanksgiving will always have a special place in my heart and be remembered as that one time we almost got arrested

[Chappell Roan voice] dead salmon hats / gonna keep on wearing all my dead salmon hats 🎶

evil chappell roan:

it's slime... it's ghoul...

I love these! I’m going to be stuck on them 🙃 1 thing I’ve been thinking about recently is “what is the 4th dimension “ there are lots of different speculations but I don’t think we can comprehend because we are only 3 dimensional, it’s a whole rabbit hole I’ve been throwing myself down

Whenever I’m talking to someone and I type the word man/men I always put a (derogatory) in there and no one thinks it’s funny like I do 😂

Just remembered how much the Bratz movie was part of me and my cousins lives growing up 😂

squidward from spongebob is laying in bed wearing a pink nightcap ALT: squidward from spongebob is laying in bed wearing a pink nightcap

I’m in need of scenarios to play over and over in my head until I get them right so I can sleep. My brain is burnt out so new ideas are welcome

Illustration of team rockets pokemon from early on in the series. I was rewatching the show awhile ago and felt the need to draw them ~

team rocket ✨️
🚀 #art #pokemon #pokefanart

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖

WHen you meet a bunch of people into the same weird nonsense as you.

Ok so who’s going to tell me how to work this thing (insert old man noise here)