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@somebodys-mama.bsky.social

Inspiring popstar, mom, binge watcher of old reality shows

50 Followers  |  47 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.8975

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My neighbor just called me "Captain Save a Hoe".....does this mean my fiancΓ© was a hoe? And I saved him?

06.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced an all-female team of co-chairs for his transition team. https://cnn.it/4oMWmbE

05.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1300    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 39

This Housewife Wife Swap is hilarious. That's some good TV

05.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hurricane Melissa is now the strongest storm on the planet this year | CNN Melissa is about to deliver Jamaica its most devastating blow from a hurricane.

Mandatory evacuation orders have been issued for coastal areas of Jamaica before landfall by Melissa, currently the strongest hurricane of 2025.

Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3WYcbAd

27.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

RHOC is boring but Gina being stoned just watching these old ladies fight is hilarious

27.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop singing Chappell Roan!!! I miss her!! I need another Chappell show!!

16.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to make love is blind a chat room so you can't tell anything about their physical appearance

16.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I'm back. Let's try again.

15.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is still on this app? I want to start using it more

17.06.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I watch so much reality TV because these people are delusional it helps me be delusional about my own reality

07.05.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Espresso martinis at my MIL on this fine Sunday afternoon

06.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter saw a picture of Orange Dump in a diaper and said "ew mommy that a big old baby" and I told her "you are absolutely correct"

25.03.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is America

24.03.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in bed and it feels amazing

18.03.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The show Love is Blind isn't really blind love because they are all the same type of people every season....where are my activist, alternatives, artists?? It's just a bunch of white rich pick me's

08.03.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What chall talmbout ?

07.03.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate people who climb Mt. Everest

27.02.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laying in bed just feels so good

27.02.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bed feels so comfortable today. Going back to work from a 4 day weekend is hard.

25.02.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KC Jazz on a Saturday night.

23.02.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my man's birthday weekend!

22.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just not the Valentine type of person

15.02.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manifest that shit dude!! Write it down!!!

12.02.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I needed this!

12.02.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone has a snow day but me 😫

12.02.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@crystaylor.bsky.social heeeeeey!!!

12.02.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a great day to make history. Good luck, Chiefs!

#SportingKC | #ChiefsKingdom

09.02.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbreaking

06.02.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cozy day at home with Lu watching Toy Story, candles lit, wedding planning, and some dino nuggets in the air fryer.

06.02.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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