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And yet your fair discourse hath been as ✨sugar✨

Keep your friends close and your sister’s weird soccer friends closer….

Most of these make sense to me, but Southampton FC Supporters is so weirdly close to me. I think that might mean that my sister, @qbqrat.bsky.social, is their only fan.

Do I have a bunch of moots who
are secretly type 1 diabetics and Louisville Cardinals?

Carole Baskin from Tiger King, wearing a leopard-print top, poses in front of a tiger in a cage. The caption says “Why men great ‘til they gotta be ate”

A sign says “men” and a caption says [ominous music]

step aside piss ad, butthole finger ad has entered the chat

How big is the Puppy Football League? Why is it always the same two teams in the bowl game?

To Whom It May Concern: Get Well Soon.

I’m not.

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

The question "create new contact or add to existing contact" is such bad ux. I have no idea. Show me the existing contacts you think might match. Give me a search field. Help me out here.

Sister for sale! She’s going cheap! Only seven guineas.

That, or thereabout.

I think I’m going to start telling people I’m 5’11.5”.

It’s my inseam too, and I just checked with Jason, because we have to adjust mirrors but not seats when we trade cars, and his is also 29”. This is insane.

In a still from the movie Monty Python’s Life of Brian, the crowd at the stoning is made up entirely of women wearing men’s robes and obviously false beards. The scene is further complicated by the fact that several of the “men” are played by male members of Monty Python, pretending to be women who are pretending to be men. The point is, no one is really fooled by the beards.

If I Were The Costume Designer For The Odyssey, Part III:

I would have put Zendaya in one of these beards whenever she is playing Athena-disguised-as-Mentor.

Republicans are in favor of having a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government unless you have a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government

Good solution for when they don’t know how to end an SNL sketch.

A picture from People Magazine where Matt Damon appears shirtless and in rags in his role as Odysseus. I have very poorly scribbled over it so that Odysseus now wears a white t-shirt that says “Ithaca is gorges” (a phrase associated with Ithaca, New York)

A screenshot from Disney's animated Robin Hood, where Robin Hood is disguised as a stork for the archery contest.

If Matt Damon doesn't wear this exact disguise for the archery contest in The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan is dead to me.

YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX Wilhelm Scream - Sound Effect (HD)

Circe's island is the scariest in the whole story. That's why it's called... www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK...

Odysseus: Okay, men, I got a warning from Circe that we need to do this lashing/wax plan with the sirens, or else we'll all die.

Also Odysseus: Okay, men, I've been warned by two different people that we should avoid Thrinacia for... reasons, which I will not bother to reveal to you.

How did Odysseus communicate to his men that the threat of the sirens had passed and they could untie him from the mast and remove the wax from their ears?

a close up of a donkey 's nose with a blue sky behind it Alt: a close up of a donkey 's nose with a blue sky behind it. The donkey pops into frame from all different directions

Yes.

I’m at 3!

There was an F1 triple stumper in Sports Siblings. Is that what you’re thinking of? j-archive.com/showgame.php...

AND he illustrated Three By the Sea!

When she was good, she was very very good, and when she was bad, she was horrid.