I like to stare down the crabs in the seafood section of the grocery store. If any of them give me the stink eye, they're coming with me and straight into the pot. On this day the crabs minded there manors and no boiling was needed
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Bought some of this wine at the international market. I'm assuming it will make me look like the guy on the bottle. Not sure if that works when I drink it, or have someone else drinks it.
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Can we call DOGE staff "Bros Against Government Spending? You know DOGE BAGS for convenience
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When you counter their counter offer, consider adding a Klondike bar. The things people will do...
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As you watch @kendricklamar.bsky.social, you may end up trying to pick a "best" halftime show of all time. Consider that in the performing arts a great performance is met with calls for and encore. One group has performed in 5 Super Bowl Halftimes. Thats 4 encores. That is Up With People. Respect
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Not all heroes wear capes. But my new shoes sure do. #thor
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Maybe a strategy is to run roughshod over this congress that will roll over for it. Get a the complicit Supreme Court to make some rulings endorsing such power abuses. When a historically expected blue wave occurs in 26, precedents will already have been set that neuters them
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Jarritos has joined Dunkin and Crumbl in the personal hygiene space. Its only a matter of time before Old Spice teams up with up and comer cross marketer Old Bay Seasoning. The world is ready @oldbayseasoning.bsky.social
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Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
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I listen to the Latino pop radio stations because the music is great and I have no idea who any of those performers may or may not have dated
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Ash Wednesday is not until March 5 but Paczki season is upon us with Meijer delivering the opening shot.
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Still livin' that good life. #smartshoppers
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