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The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

07.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5550    ๐Ÿ” 2359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
A skull with a scratch trooper helmet on with a four leaf clover behind it on a chocolate chip camouflage helmet with the words Lucky 13 below it.

A skull with a scratch trooper helmet on with a four leaf clover behind it on a chocolate chip camouflage helmet with the words Lucky 13 below it.

Chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says A MAN CHOSES and BLOOD TYPE A+

Chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says A MAN CHOSES and BLOOD TYPE A+

A chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says A SLAVE OBEYS and MOJAVE 2283

A chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says A SLAVE OBEYS and MOJAVE 2283

A chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says NEVER LET ME DOWN and has a picture of killroy below it.

A chocolate chip camouflage helmet that says NEVER LET ME DOWN and has a picture of killroy below it.

Helmet for this year's Fallout New Vegas event in Goodsprings. #fnv

08.11.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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F&F | Cataclysm Rising, S1 Ep 01 - The Tale Begins

Now that the holiday season has officially begun, now is the best time to get caught up on Cataclysm Rising while shopping for gifts or just taking a moment for yourself. You can start with this link to our spotify! open.spotify.com/show/2rQBiFE...

01.11.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welp it is as i feared. vtmb2 is being called a dishonored-like and thrashed for just not being a good enough sequel to bloodlines. hopefully it'll get it's own cult following in a couple years...

22.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need a bigger shelf for my stuff. i cant wait to eventually get a big ass entertainment center full of dvds and consoles

19.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep that's a pretty fucked up looking dog

17.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An ad for a sperm donation website appearing a transmans feed

An ad for a sperm donation website appearing a transmans feed

Gender affirming surveillance ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ

15.09.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah sumi sumi lore is dark and has themes of religious retribution, genocide, and eugenics. Very good mobile gaming.

15.09.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

12.09.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19505    ๐Ÿ” 6085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

Apologies to Robert Frost, but sometimes when you take the road less traveled, you end up in thrall to an ancient fungus god in the dark heart of the forest.
It can happen.

12.09.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 356    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Yeah! I first heard about it from Trainspotting tbh

13.09.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Racist store owner in RDR Undead Nightmare
YouTube video by Ric0725 Racist store owner in RDR Undead Nightmare

Exclusive footage of the Kirk killer jk youtu.be/NXuAqtUtHh0?...

12.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely demonic

12.09.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.

1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.

Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.

WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

12.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16951    ๐Ÿ” 5423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 511    ๐Ÿ“Œ 276

They make me go TSSSSSSSSS

12.09.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gorgeous. If I ever move my VtM games out of Vegas I might try a game set there.

12.09.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuuute โ™ฅ๏ธ

12.09.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ko-fi.com/vynvoxva
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11.09.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

Having leftover Chinese tonight. Day would be even better if it were raining.

10.09.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*spins a chair around* you know who else PLAYS a pretty CRITICAL ROLE? I'll give you a hint: When you reject Him, it's like a DAGGER in his HEART.

08.09.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Linehan can suck my 3cm destroyer. Bro looks like if Michael Meyers was a failed abortion. Fuck is he gonna do to a trans woman? Bros built like a pikman. #transrights

08.09.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accept that I may be a forever ST for #vtm but I want to play a in a traveling troupe of kindred that is on an extended road trip. Or a in a cult that's traveling by car at what they think is the end of the world. I want to play a game with good travel mechanics damn it. #vtm #ttrpg

06.09.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've decided to launch our patreon page! Here, members can get early access to ad-free episodes, BTS content, and watch to our new post-session show, AfterCare: Post Episode Discussions plus more! Stay tuned for more exciting news!

30.07.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, weaponized stupidity from people within the system can work quite effectively.

02.09.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My boyfriend: Well, 20 minutes ago I didn't know I had a pussy, but I ate this sandwich and all of a sudden shits throbing.

01.09.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION
Starbucks worker pay: $15,000

Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION
Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000

CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker.
In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more.

The system is rigged.

28.08.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12044    ๐Ÿ” 4043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 415    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222
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Highwaymen and Thugs

28.08.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Before anyone can love you, first have to love yourself" is self help book BULLSHIT. You're fully capable of being loved right now, even if you struggle with mental health issues that make it hard to like yourself.

28.08.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom used to say this all the time to keep me from getting into relationships and cutting her off. Safe to say it doesn't work.

28.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got all this for less than a triple A game. I fear an obsession with DVDs growing within me. #physicalmedia #dvds

27.08.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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