Molly

BREAKING: Lucy Powell announced as new Deputy Leader of the Labour Party👏

This is what oligarchy looks like:

Trump gave corporate America a $920 billion tax break.

Now, corporations like Amazon, Meta, Apple, Google & Lockheed Martin are returning the favor by giving Trump $300 million for a fancy ballroom.

That’s a pretty good return on investment.

HEHE

you know how the price of the ballroom keeps going up? so… he’s skimming off the top, right? he’s getting that money from amazon and apple and people like that and spending way less on the actual thing?

my bet is that it’s going to end up being the bake off tent

Watching this about 30 mins behind live time, but Alan Carr is playing a blinder here #celebritytraitors

I was looking at Reform's policy again the other day. They're proposing a £60k salary for people on ILR keeping their visa. Which means pretty much every nurse on ILR would be a risk. It's insane.

Cool little bar

Whenever I feel like I may be acting over-dramatically, I speak to my best mate, who provided this commentary while on a 45 minute journey across London…

Spicy beer 🤔

Like mould, he thrives in dark corners and poor governance

I like to think that we never took him seriously 🤷‍♀️

Sickening but incredibly unsurprising

"I'm not surprised the personal attacks have started. They've got loads of lines: about my teeth, about my history as an actor, about my name change... the right just don't actually have a line of attack against me that's political"

Ostrich fillet steak 👌🏻

Sorry, but who the fuck buys these?

(This is very much in relation to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Netflix making certain shows ‘premium only’ should be an actual criminal offence

Dream job

The ruin of Gaza: how Israel’s two-year assault has devastated the territory IDF’s bombs and ground offensive have killed tens of thousands of people and reduced entire cities to rubble The devastating war in Gaza has entered its third year, standing as Israel’s longest war since the 1948 conflict that led to the country’s creation. The majority of those killed by Israel’s offensive in the strip have been civilians, and the overall total now exceeds 67,000. Entire families have been wiped out in a single airstrike. Sometimes, only a single individual, frequently a child, is left alive. There are also nearly 170,000 injured. In all, casualties amount to roughly 10% of Gaza’s pre-war population of 2.3 million. Continue reading...

The ruin of Gaza: how Israel’s two-year assault has devastated the territory

What a day!

G’MORNIN

Just heard Chris Philp on BBC’s Today programme explaining why the Tories want to leave the ECHR. He claimed ECHR isn’t mentioned in Belfast Agreement - which is simply untrue. The UK govt agreed to incorporate it into NI law & give direct access to the courts (Strand 3). Why no BBC fact-check?

6 months?! 6 MONTHS?!

😢😢😢😢

Starmer: “Controlling migration is a reasonable goal- but if you throw bricks and smash up private property that is thuggery…if you incite violence that’s criminal…if you graffiti on a Chinese takeaway telling them to go home, that’s not pride that’s racism.”

JUICE

Yes! And believing in the Flat-Earth doesn’t make me a Flat-Earther!

LBC currently discussing whether it's OK to suggest that some Reform voters are bigots and racists.

Coming up at 8pm: "Is the pope an adherent to Roman Catholic beliefs, is Luxembourg a micronation and do bears shit in the woods?"

That is the right answer

Both Liam and Noel will be disappointed personally if you don’t do the Poznan