Judith Basya

And you can wear Birkenstocks to a formal event!

We’ll find out in “two weeks”

Or how about Crappy Bullshit Solipsism… anyone care to chime in?

CBS…Crooked Billionaire Support

Also that palm tree is falling over…

I agree but also it can’t be antisemitism “plain and simple” because there’s also sexism

I can’t get past the headline. The spouse’s perspective might make for a funny Substack but nyt should do better, see also: women ruining the workplace.

Thank you for making me feel momentarily better about it. Wow I even feel less bad about all the time I’ve wasted making absolutely sure my own sentences don’t make that kind of mistake…

Correction he said need not want

A guy once told me that’s what women want like it was a seductive
thing to say…..

This is a rhetorical question right? The point is the same as in any other class action suit…. billable hours

In case anyone isn’t getting hourly emails from every place they’ve ever shopped at or done business with: today is Black Friday

Let’s All Chant by the Michael Zager Band

The Village Person

His kind of blue sky looks, um, eerily similar to the stock sky replacement offerings in Photoshop

Have you never been to Germany?

their episode in 2000 about a kindergarten election, ie Florida/bush/gore, they put it together in just a few days and it’s a masterpiece

Gee how surprising a bunch of conspiracy theorists conspiracy theorizing about each other. Put them in charge and what do you expect?

Now that you’re willing to call it skeeting, I’m starting a push for bleating….

In all the despair, I do find it funny that republicans are at risk of being “primaried” no matter which way they vote. Musk has more money than trump, no?

My guy is diabetic so his eyes deteriorated on the fast side, and we were able to keep him comfy with eyedrops for ~a year. Hopefully your cat will fare better! Meanwhile it’s inspiring to watch them adjust to loss of vision—humans could learn a lot from pets’ resilience.

We had my dog’s eyes removed in November—he’s so much happier now that he’s no longer in pain. It wasn’t an easy decision but I’m glad we did it. Hope your kitty has many good days ahead!

The face of a doodle mutt with dark hair and a white patch around his mouth

My beloved

Our administration will stand for two things: Fighting antisemitism and stopping the Soros-funded, Hollywood-controlling, migration-orchestrating, well-poisoning, global banking cabal of rootless cosmopolitans from destroying our Christian way of life.

by J.D. Vance

I’ll be your faraway friend who doesn’t know how to answer

I’d change the channel immediately

I Should Have Seen This Coming When I joined the conservative movement in the 1980s, there were two types of people: those who cared earnestly about ideas, and those who wanted only to shock the left. The reactionary fringe has won...

Like when your spouse was telling you all along, but you didn’t hear it until it came from your mother…. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

I’m more concerned about the people who read his work and didn’t catch this obvious anagram until now

“Elon is a rapist” written on cardboard in pink, held by someone in a green tank top (their face is hidden behind the sign)

“Stop the coup/kooks!!” Sign held up in front of a Tesla dealership. (Coup is crossed out and kooks is written underneath)

People holding protest signs in front of a Tesla dealership.

WHO THE F*CK VOTED FOR THAT SCHMUCK sign held up against a blue sky with clouds

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