Dear Sweet Oomfies,

Not a single one of you is a decent human being, Jesus. Just straight up poison.

Hey you guys are all pieces of shit, just a quick heads up.

“Bro, your date is cute but… I think she’s trans?”

“Haha, nah man, she’s all woman. She’s got pituitary gigantism.”

No no, let’s not ban it. Let’s just open it up to ALL the words. Especially our gamer word.

Yeah it’s about crackers

*white not “who’re” that’s the craziest autocorrect I’ve ever seen

There’s a subspecies of white people who really fucking hate who’re people.

This place would be better with rate limits.

Sup

People bitch about Mexicans coming here in large numbers, and we obviously have issues with immigration enforcement. But those people idolize America.

But the fucking animals in France hate France and hate the French. Why did they come?

1,000 but you’ll never hit it because there have only been 68 posts here to date.

I’d forgotten this app exists.

Sigh.

Sweet dumb girl.

Culture is creeping toward greater similarity with twitter, noticeable in just the 2 weeks or whatever I’ve been here.

Ken, it’s been a long day and I’m afraid edginess for its own sake has long since stopped giving me thrills. I’m just being honest.

That only lasted like a week tbh

Fair

No I don’t think I can. 10 years ago maybe, but you really let Trump break whatever was still unbroken in you.

Oh and I don’t really regard it as “standing up” to anyone. It’s just fucking with people online. And Matt is a guy I mostly like! Taylor is a sociopath. And you are a tragedy.

Ah cool, you are a piece of shit on this platform too, nice.

Toadette

Yoshi and Toad

Bowser

Peach.

Mario characters as Soviet citizens in the 80s. Mario.

Right?!?

Oh no YOU are here?

Well, you know how everyone always says you are too old to be a TikTok journalist and you act inappropriately for your age, but no one actually knows your age? That’s why.

I have twins. They turned 7 yesterday.

How old are you