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Popcorn the Elf (Louis, in the French way)

@popcorntheelf.bsky.social

he/him I hand make wooden toys in Seattle, and will be at Pike Place Market in 2025! Disabled. Polyam. Dad. Granddad. Great Grandad. Former Photog. BS Biology, UNCW 2012. Bird is a verb. ShackletonAndShanks.etsy.com TikTok: @ShackletonAndShanks

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It’s formally defined as the distance between, “Man, look how perfect that is, it’s a damned shame it’s in a place where no one will ever see it!” and “ Damnit. Well, no one will ever see it anyways”.

Especially useful in joinery and other #woodworking.

07.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve invented a new unit of measurement. It’s called the microgajillimeter. It’s an SI unit, of course. #Woodworking

07.11.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Shop sign reading “50 Days ‘til Christmas”

Shop sign reading “50 Days ‘til Christmas”

Just sayin’.

04.11.2025 18:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning, @tardiscabinets.bsky.social and Happy Halloween from Seattle, where it’s quarter to seven in the predawn hours, and a balmy 9°C. I hope your day is lovely!

31.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s Market Day! Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wooden shop sign reading “060 Days ‘til Christmas”

Wooden shop sign reading “060 Days ‘til Christmas”

Hi, yes, hello.

I’ll be at the Craft Market at Pike Place Market here in Seattle this Monday, 27 October and again on Halloween (COME SEE MY COSTUME!!!) for your holiday gift-giving needs!

#CountdownToChristmas
#HappyHolidays
#PikePlaceMarket
#ShackletonAndShanks
#PopcornTheElf

25.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love making them, yo-yos are so much fun!

25.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.

30.09.2025 19:39 — 👍 9005    🔁 3170    💬 405    📌 273

Love these panel clamps! I wish they made a size even smaller, like down to 3” wide or less. I make a lot of yo-yos, and my standard panel is 3”x25”x3/4”, which I then plane down and chop up for yo-yos.

13.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Photo is of my very busy workbench, with a sign reading “72 days ‘til Christmas’

Photo is of my very busy workbench, with a sign reading “72 days ‘til Christmas’

72 days until Santa starts his ride!

I’ve got train cars on the bench this morning, a special project (Take II), a Widow, and various and sundry miscellany.

#Woodworking
#WoodenToys
#SantasWorkshop
#SeattleAnnex
#PopcornTheElf

13.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

12.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 9288    🔁 1944    💬 17    📌 178
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?

12.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 12600    🔁 3884    💬 283    📌 248

Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.

Love, Allison

30.07.2025 23:23 — 👍 37184    🔁 8797    💬 1378    📌 783
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Four wooden cabeese (the plural of caboose, obviously) in progress sit on a well-loved and well-used workbench with diffuse morning light from a window behind, and a mortising chisel in the foreground.

Four wooden cabeese (the plural of caboose, obviously) in progress sit on a well-loved and well-used workbench with diffuse morning light from a window behind, and a mortising chisel in the foreground.

Morning Cabeese

31.07.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I saw that. The fucking mango moron is fucking up every goddamned thing.

11.04.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, they’re very fun!

11.04.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re a lot of fun!

10.04.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Four gyroscopic wooden tops (3 Olivewood - 1 Maple & Purpleheart) sit beside six wooden yo-yos of various combinations of woods.

Four gyroscopic wooden tops (3 Olivewood - 1 Maple & Purpleheart) sit beside six wooden yo-yos of various combinations of woods.

I’ve been a little busy the last few days since I’ve returned from visiting family on the East Coast. Tomorrow is my first day back at the market. #Woodworking #WoodenToys #Yoyos #Tops #Gyroscopes #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle

08.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Who did this?

04.04.2025 13:14 — 👍 35362    🔁 11265    💬 1383    📌 1390
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How it started // how it's going

01.04.2025 18:04 — 👍 16210    🔁 3189    💬 1033    📌 471

The crazy thing about firing all of these federal employees is that they tend to be underpaid, super hardworking, in it for the right reasons, idealistic people who could’ve worked in industry or pharma and made way more money but they truly believed in the mission and the good they were doing.

02.04.2025 01:11 — 👍 1160    🔁 227    💬 37    📌 17

Thurmond was the same age as Booker when he set the record Senator Cory Booker just broke.

Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours.

Incredible.

01.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 21750    🔁 3699    💬 109    📌 119

Tonight I wrapped my arms around my 9yo & we watched @booker.senate.gov break Strom Thurmond's record. I told her what Thurmond's filibuster was against. We talked a bit about why Sen. Booker was protesting. When he passed 24h18m she kissed my cheek & I felt hope. For her. For us. Thank you Senator

02.04.2025 02:31 — 👍 838    🔁 80    💬 15    📌 4

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

02.04.2025 01:09 — 👍 136286    🔁 20237    💬 10618    📌 1608

Thank you @bou.org.uk for nominating me for the award lecture and to a great audience, who had my heart racing for the whole talk! Now time to relax and enjoy talks to come on Frontiers in #ornithology @ #BOU2025. Special shout out to @natbzielonka.bsky.social for the thread below

02.04.2025 07:47 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
A handcrafted model of the TARDIS, designed as a blue British police box with the text 'POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX' at the top. Placed on a patterned surface, the background mimics the detailed interior of the TARDIS. Signature 'Gary Dorr Cabinet Maker' displayed at the bottom left.

A handcrafted model of the TARDIS, designed as a blue British police box with the text 'POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX' at the top. Placed on a patterned surface, the background mimics the detailed interior of the TARDIS. Signature 'Gary Dorr Cabinet Maker' displayed at the bottom left.

A handcrafted model of the TARDIS, designed as a blue British police box with the text 'POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX' at the top. Placed on a patterned surface, the background mimics the detailed interior of the TARDIS. Signature 'Gary Dorr Cabinet Maker' displayed at the bottom left.

A handcrafted model of the TARDIS, designed as a blue British police box with the text 'POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX' at the top. Placed on a patterned surface, the background mimics the detailed interior of the TARDIS. Signature 'Gary Dorr Cabinet Maker' displayed at the bottom left.

An image displaying eleven distinct TARDIS designs, each labeled with the corresponding Doctor from 'Doctor Who,' showcasing the evolution of the iconic time machine. Includes styles from the 1st–3rd Doctors to the 13th–15th Doctors, highlighting their unique features and detailing.

An image displaying eleven distinct TARDIS designs, each labeled with the corresponding Doctor from 'Doctor Who,' showcasing the evolution of the iconic time machine. Includes styles from the 1st–3rd Doctors to the 13th–15th Doctors, highlighting their unique features and detailing.

TARDIS Ring Boxes are currently 10% off!
Handmade from solid hardwoods & weathered to resemble the Doctor's iconic time machine.
Available in Single & Double ring designs. Custom-made but ships fast!
Sale ends 30 April 2025 - grab yours now! 🕒
#TARDIS #DoctorWho #woodworking

www.TARDIScabinets.com

02.04.2025 08:57 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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31.03.2025 16:28 — 👍 113    🔁 61    💬 3    📌 11

Leavitt is straight up lying. She says “it’s not true” that just a tattoo & a clothing brand can get you sent to El Salvador.

But here is the document filed in court by Homeland Security. It clearly states that a tattoo (4pts) & dress (4pts) adds up to 8pts needed to be declared a TDA “terrorist”.

31.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 1543    🔁 578    💬 122    📌 27
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Trans people have a right to live full and fulfilled lives without having to constantly defend their right to exist.
Trans rights are human rights.
#TransgenderDayofVisibility

31.03.2025 15:57 — 👍 143    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 0

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