Wayne Kay

Confusion. The confusion begins early.

So far this is my favorite one.
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Damn, Big-T! Have you ever been in a situation where you were pretty much helpless in the 'power dynamic'.

Unfortunately "Bluesky" has rendered itself pretty useless for me due to its posting limitations. Linguistically paralyzing me. Cruelly disabling my efforts. But wait.
So I did this so I CAN express myself with eloquence.
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Aola. This is going to be the hardest post I’ve ever written to date.

Here we go. How bout this. Unfortunately "Bluesky" has rendered itself pretty useless for me due to its posting limitations. Linguistically paralyzing me. Cruelly disabling my efforts. But wait.
So I did this so I CAN express myself with eloquence
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The scary dichotomy. I'm fascinated by the duality of man.

Man, I'm sorry. I just don't have anything to say that I can cram into a 3 sentence remark. 3 sentences can't hold my thoughts. It's laughable to try. BUT, I can do it like this. So I do. THIS is what I want to say.
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George and the frog. I have a bizarre fascination with the ‘duality of man’.

Possibly the most unusual story ever told.
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Bedtime story. The founding fathers.

THIS is a must read.
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Employee of the month! My personal Substack. I love to write and I've had a VERY 'unusual' life. With an ironclad memory. So it's a good match to have.

Personally I've done better work, but for some reason this one seems to be resonating the most with folks.
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Dave. I think it was back in 2003 and I'd been arrested for the unholy trinity again, suspended license, no insurance, expired tag.

An excerpt from my book manuscript. If you like stories that are so captivating they reach out and grab you, this is what you're looking for.
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Home. I struggle with extreme insomnia.

Behold.
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The DJ. Like all little boys growing up, around puberty I had my share of sexual fantasy dream scenarios floating in my head.

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"Big oil" = burning our past, to fuel our present.....subsequently poisoning & destroying our future. While in hot pursuit of profits. Do better. Anything is better than that. And everybody knows it. Signed, The planet (*as represented by the self appointed spokesperson, Wayne Kay)

PRISON ESCAPE! Ga.

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THIS is honest at least.

Just a dream. If you ever get real depressed, lonely, and start to think that you don't matter to anyone, I want you to consider how you feel about people you've known in your life.

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Friends. I want you to think about something.

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I have a plan B. Great news for the world!

This has the potential to be the best news ever!!
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This IS the solution. I stopped binge watching the news months ago BUT I still notice

Here ya go folks. I gotcha!!
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Just a friendly reminder.

Here ya go.

The love letter. Check this out.

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Pitiful.

Today at the grocery store a maga in the checkout said this:
Maga:
"Shit's too expensive now, I can't afford anything"

Me: "Hey, try to buy something with all those libs you 'own'. See how far that gets you mf".

Everyone in line laughed at the mf too. Get used to this reaction.

It HAS to be some type of 'wake up' call when the richest man on earth CAN'T even pay enough people to agree with him and be a crass douchebag. And it was broadcast in real time AS it happened, exponentially INCREASING the shame & humiliation. As a nation we should NEVER stop until he is no more.

Maga, the flag has already been thrown.
Stand by to learn the fate society has in store for ALL of YOU.

Things just aren't making sense to me. The longer I'm alive the more I'm convinced that divisive political issues are manufactured & contrived the vast majority of the time.

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SO much happens to me on April 1st I just have to post the pictures to PROVE it.
1. My mug got carved on that Mountain.
2. I got the gig of "Grim Reaper".
AND
3. I've been working out. (*with excellent results)
It happens every year!!
For one day.

HOW is this even possible? tRump's book wasn't the "art of the deal", it was the "CRIME of the STEAL", and it all it did was lay out his endeavors of extortion, fraud, and blackmail.

Excellent stats in here. VERY enlightening.
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The yellow vest. There's SO much insanity and hatred going on these days it's very disturbing.

Sick of all the hate? Yea, me too.
That's why I give you this! It's not hate folks.
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Class war. Too many people are literally living day to day in absolute terror.

C-mone man. This one hits hard!!
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Last stand? If you ever read any of the Indians accounts of "Custers last stand" you'll notice an odd narration.

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