Miriable: a man, a plan, a canal🚾

Where, oh where, are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone
I'd searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love
You met another and
THPHTT
You was gone

The word "orange" wasn't used to describe a color until 1513, and "pink" wasn't a color until 1733. Before that, both of those colors were just considered shades of red.

There, I just put a useless fact in your head, probably replacing a precious childhood memory of some sort. Mwa ha ha.

I've been having trouble with my short-term memory. In other news, I've been having trouble with my short-term memory.

All this and more, tonight, on (audience joins in) America's! Sussiest! Baka!

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Truman Capote.

Winners Don't Use Drugs.

--William S. Sessions, Director, FBI

"Our parents let us jump off the house and swim in pure sewage, and nobody ever got hurt!"

The implication of this is that the kids who did get hurt, ehh, screw 'em. *I* had fun and that's all that matters!

Flying Circus has every single thing mentioned in the article.

The struggle is eternal.

My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events

My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE

Pff, like grass is all that. (Have a good one)

Most excited right now about the official Sword World translation coming out next year.

It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

I strongly support the return of calling people "mendacious poltroons."

Hey everyone involved in the #SW25 English translation, I'm a professional, English-degreed copy editor and enormous Sword World 2.5 fan (including writing a 10-part review series and GMing a 9-month-long campaign).

Y'know. If you need anything. 👉👈

#swordworld #sw25english #tabbitsarecool

Just lying in the gutter, looking up at the stars.
...
... You know, Oscar Wilde made this seem more interesting.

Jesus storms the temple and blesses the money lenders and merchants for providing so much economic value and enabling the possibility of those in their profession to do more good than the teachers and doctors and common laborers.

Pokemon is a metaphor for life. You wander around aimlessly until a potential friend appears, then you whack 'em with your balls until they're willing to die for you.

My wife takes a bento box to work for her lunch every day. I tell her she looks kawaii carrying it, like that sugoi Kiko Yahiro from the anime "Doki Doki Supa Dojo Go!", but she just frowns at me. I think, though, that she's just being tsundere and is secretly flattered in her kokoro. Baka gaijin.

Reminder: etiquette demands that, in a formal dining situation, you are supposed to place the oyster screwdriver to the right of the slingshot but to the LEFT of the nail clippers.

Sometimes, when I'm all alone and the house is quiet, I'll just shout out "RIIIIDE, POSTMAAAAN!" and cackle aloud to myself.

I started out the day feeling rather Tahoma, but as the day's progressed I've gotten a bit more Caslon Pro.

I was born under the sign of the Bull, which is kind of strange since I'm a Pisces.

One of the weird things about the English language is how we all sort of tacitly agree that the word "again" rhymes with "rain."

I'll fett YOUR ccini.

Y'know, it DOES kinda feel good to be a gangsta.

Nasty filthy printerses. Fiddly little pieces of stupid, with their lousy drivers and their expensive, delicate, jam-prone mechanisms. We hates them. We hates them!

Watson turned to Holmes. "I say, you know this Conan Doyle fellow, don't you?"

"I do," returned Holmes. "Capital chap. Did you know he once said that anything anyone writes about us is canonical?"

"Did he?" Watson pondered. "Even this Bluesky post?"

"Especially this Bluesky post," Holmes smiled.

No, Holmes really did say he pooped his pants! Look, it's right there in that 100% totally canonical story!