e-readers are just literary devices

Someone told me I looked tan today at work…. I didn’t know how to tell them my face just gets red when I’m PISSED OFF. and I’m wearing a new bronzer ty for noticing

“Just a little midnight snack”, I whisper, knowing full well I have no concept of what time it is, what day it is, or what the words ‘little snack’ even mean.

This is literally Plane Jane

I want to formally apologize to any of my coworkers who’ve seen me eat a salad

“Your mistake is believing your decorative blade is not just for show.” -Shinzaemon Shimada

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Beans and his bow tie and side smile

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself