rik

a painkiller invented by Danny Phantom’s parents called Fenton-All

which way, western man?

i’m a late-stage driving phone user. i read reddit and wikipedia while driving. i’m driving on i94 at this very moment

why do i see this and think “that’s my dream car”

foot fetish jesse mccartney be like “i want you and your beautiful soles”

Uncle Betty

wow

how about no

letting bugs out of the house is weak ass lib shit. either kill the bug, or man up and just let it live with you

for sale: baby shoes, never worn (yeezys)

if you can get turned on by AI porn, you will not see the gates of heaven

my browser when i’m working:
-2 tabs of work
-4 tabs of the history of ac/dc
-7 tabs about torture committed by US troops at the Abu Ghraib prison

check out this fella

the i think you should leave subreddit is absolutely cooking me for asking if the new tim robinson/paul rudd movie passes the bechdel test

posting on bluesky is more lonely than fucking journaling

need to monetize being obese and quirked up like jelly roll

🎶🎷shoulda known better than to chief the pen 🎵

this detail of a painting ona storefront near my house

sorry but not all cultural practices are valid. yodeling is fucked up

It’s with a heavy heart that I announce: I’m back on my bullshit.

mike’s hot coochie

deciding at age 30 that i don’t care about anime

if i win the lottery, i wont tell anyone, but there will be signs (literally)

“he’s like the black ray charles” - my dad, on ray charles

5’ 10” seems like exceptionally low clearance

fellas, is it gay to feel joy

t h i c c

thought this was a chappell roan parody at first

“you can build a hundred dick rockets to mars, plan to leave the earth tryna stop the feeling”