Nab ☆ Nabs

rough sketch drawing of two lesbians chatting, sitting next to each other, both of them thinking "kiss me kiss me kiss me" on repeat and none of them will ever make a move cause I guess lesbians can't have anything good on this wretched piece of rock

silly old sketch that'll sadly forever be true

I did see it and know that I *entirely understand*

I have seen it twice to completion and just kinda felt... nothing after it 😅

The Last Jedi deserves so, so, so much better

Me and my gf had a conversation that she's been staying over all week and that she hasn't seen her folks at all, so maybe she should go back home for a night and see her family again

So anyway she's on her way back here 🥰

I still write "honda civic.." from time to time in the hopes that it will make someone laugh as much as it makes me laugh

Retweet with a tweet you still think about

Evergreen thread to this day and forever after

Me: The rack? You're going to torture me with boobs?? Maybe after that i can suffer the Thighs lmao

Medieval torturer: See it's this kind of thing that got you here in the first place

The NHS are forcibly detransitioning trans kids in Brighton and calling it “managed withdrawal.” Their own impact assessment acknowledges trans kids will be at increased risk of harm as a result, don’t want this, and are likely to just use DIY hormones instead

trying to have a discussion with a video essay guy but he just keeps summarizing everything i say and repeating it back to me

Happy birthday!

You and your favorite Pokémon

I always loved Bulbasaur a lot but Mismagius has really become one of my new favorite Pokémon in recent years 🙂‍↕️

speech bubbles is the best thing that has happened to this game

You know what sounds good right now? A pup cup!! #Husky #dogsofbluesky

Internet Explorer 8 with 16 toolbars

Internet Explorer 8 with 16 toolbars :-)

#InternetHistory

When a good smell floats by. 🤗

I feel like I would have been a fortune teller in a past life, I just bought a book on palmistry and I love it so much already

as a lesbian i feel like i need a sword

IT'S YOU?

Would you… love me?

#va11halla

Snake, you've been talking to...

On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto the passenger sightseeing boat Chicago's Little Lady sailing in the Chicago River

Happy 21st Birthday to the Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Toilet Incident to all who celebrate

Tomato soup exploded

friendly reminder that if you bought hogwarts legacy you directly contributed to the legal fund that created this ruling

not so fun fact: jimmy fallon play video games in his dressing room with some of his tonight show writers. they have to let him win or he'll make everyone's life hell.

Ink drawings on a sketchbook page : a woman wearing a suit, a lesbian couple sharing a cute moment, a cute blasé girl with a blonde curly bobcut ; also quick inks of a metal/cyber arm

other vacation inks

So if I'm reading this right, the takeaway is if your best friend takes hrt and shits herself you should too.

BigXThaHug @iamgoog.bsky.social •4h Uh what type of gooning Sarah@sarahinprocess.bsky.social • 3h Michael thinks Sydney Sweeney is hot & the commenters are mad ... simp city 3000@yakuzajohn.bsky... •3h but she is Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social • 3h • he/him i appreciate the support but am concerned that it coming from "simp city 3000" does more harm than good simp city 3000 @yakuzajohn.bsky.social hey

I have the strongest CPU in the world

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.