Bethy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍🌈💙💜🩷 🇪🇺 🐈🐈

@therealnickbanks.bsky.social cheers pal!

My 5th outing with my beloved Pulp. I think this might have been my favourite one yet. All the others were special - the first time, the time 25 years later, the Sheffield time, the new year in Scotland time but this one, this one was a Really Fucking Good Time. Thank you Pulp. See you next time x

That thing where you're in a pub in Canton half cut and someone comes in going "you just designed my kitchen!"

Spent a delightful evening last night at Tramshed in the company of the lovely Bernard Butler and @richardhawley.bsky.social

A fantastic market that hasn't yet been cornered and also it's a brilliant book

This reminds me of the mouse in Mouse Tales by Arnold Lobel whose car broke so he bought some skates which also broke, then his shoes broke and then his feet wore out so he bought new feet.

I need the excited San Marino fan account to come over here. It's an exciting time!

I do agree.

Just found out that Bernard Butler is opening for Richard Hawley in Cardiff next month. That is bloody lovely.

Nick Cave playing the piano. Behind him is a projection of his GIANT FACE singing Into My Arms.

We were there too! Wasn't it magical? I wasn't sure how they would work in such a big arena but oh my goodness what a spiritual experience!

The absolute unit sheep; an Exmoor Horn ram

look at this absolute unit

A depiction of “buddo” a Neolithic little guy who looks like a melted snowman made from a small melted marshmallow on top of a slightly bigger melted marshmallow. He has two tiny dots for eyes and one more larger hole for a mouth giving him a shocked expression. He also has a final hole for a belly button. It’s very cute.

Everyone say hello to “Buddo” he is a human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in beautiful Orkney in the North of Scotland. I would die for him, I just think he’s neat. ❤️

"how old is Beth?" is my favourite game and people get worried that I'll be upset when they say that I look 32. I am always delighted. The fat don't crack baby.

I don't play this game with lesbians though, they somehow know how old I am and guess right every time.

I have a few of you with this, go sort it out so I know who you are!

There are tiny cars at the Olympics

If you see this post ghost

#Februllage

#Februllage

Missed a few, here you go #Februllage

#Februllage

#Februllage

More #februllage

Probably should share here too for the exiles. I'm doing #Februllage and it's ridiculous

Stupid world making me come over here to say that the people I work with are too young to understand that because I told them that lost The Game they also lost The Game.

@cardiffbites.bsky.social can you believe it?!

Absolutely loved #TheFallOfTheHouseOfUsher

My inner goth welcomes the murdery vibes

All kitchens are big compared to ours

I want it

Charlie Stayt is a twit

Been willing it for 25 years mate