There is a big difference between LJS and LSJ

yeah I just watched puss in boots as well

Democrats finally getting the good work done

Pap drawling

my valentine is the secret pen i use strictly for scratching inside of my ears

does this include where i left that wallet with $12 in it when i was 8 or 9?

@ ppl trying to defend ICE: as soon as you start talking about “the economy” it’s over. You want people protecting their neighbors to die because doritos are $7 a bag or because the company you work for doesn’t pay you better. There is no conversation to be had.

night club called “nocturnal admission”

yeah gifting you all the subs you beg for is getting expensive. I however have a wife and am perfect

tfw a subscription fee hits and I spend 5 minutes trying to figure out who hacked my bank account before realizing what it was for

fire tomlin! #steelers

i know a little sandwich bag with a variety of candies from halloween sitting in the break room hates to see me coming

Life would be a lot easier if I would just stop having hobbies or spending my free time enjoying myself

shoutout everyone who counted down to a stream with crazy ping and technically missed when the ball dropped

who up watching the budget youtube nye ball drop

imagine giving off coworker vibes as a coworker

if youre not on facebook youre safe from this dude absolutely roasting you in the comments of a meme about music theory

I CAN’t sLEEP!! I HAVE A DAY OFF AND IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE HARTWARE STORE

little David story boarding with lego figures. I cant figure out what is about to happen but it looks intense

YO WHERE TF SANTA BEEN IM SICK OF COVERING FOR HIS ASS

if someone in 2015 told me “a decade from now you will have an 8 year old boy in your house that runs into you over and over while singing kendrick lamar’s diss track to drake while you eat breakfast” i would have said nuh uh

congorts

nothing more embarrassing than deciding to post (i dont post often) only to make a typo. im done trying!!

looks gross!

not quiet quitting but i am being quiet 🤫

(I just drove past a truck with snow coming off the top of it and the snow landed all over my windshield)

If you think you’re sick and drive a big ass lifted truck but aren’t tough enough to climb on top of that shit and clean all the snow off of it I hate you and I hope you burn your tongue as soon as possible

taking off my “IM NOT RACIST” tshirt so as to not ruffle any feathers at the fambly dinner

phil kessel is almost bald

this came to mind immediately