@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
Who can relate!!
17.11.2025 13:17 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
New feature is up:
The Cameras Tracking You Are A Security Nightmare
youtu.be/uB0gr7Fh6lY
hearing the flock ceo casually say antifa is a terrorist organization is really fucked up. it makes sense when you have all of the context of why He would say that but I needed to pause the vid for a sec. i hate it here.
17.11.2025 08:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me and the woman that controls my life
17.11.2025 06:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and my foodstamps hit
17.11.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's what the sock is for
16.11.2025 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
16.11.2025 04:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the real monster is me when i saw mia goth walkin down the steps in her nightgown
16.11.2025 04:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
13.11.2025 20:01 β π 100 π 17 π¬ 0 π 1
She was
13.11.2025 20:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rats dancing happily together with the caption: This is why rat poison no longer work. They serve a living god!
True!
14.05.2025 05:39 β π 53 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0
Help!
12.11.2025 20:23 β π 249 π 100 π¬ 4 π 1
i'm being attacked
12.11.2025 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
12.11.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I donβt really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.
12.11.2025 05:15 β π 5120 π 963 π¬ 34 π 57
Color Theorists will see one of these and be like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯"
12.11.2025 12:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0U used to call me on my Bart phone
12.11.2025 09:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hole in my underwear is so big rn that wearing underwear feels symbolic and ritualistic more than practical
12.11.2025 09:17 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Fighting polygon ahh
12.11.2025 09:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you kids need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and rugpull a memecoin. it's like you're not even trying these days...
12.11.2025 06:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the data seems that way, huh? too bad the evidence doesn't!
12.11.2025 06:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt like the taste or effects of most alcohol, but there is something quite beautiful about red wine in a fine glass
28.04.2024 14:50 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
Chestnuts roasting over an open fire...
Jack Frost nipping at your nose...
#Neuesprofilbild
love the ranged train that formed
11.11.2025 11:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0damn he stole my joke 1 hour before me
11.11.2025 07:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro is scared of feet
11.11.2025 07:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0maybe we'll have to
11.11.2025 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Small building
Wharton, TX
@jinjo.bsky.social
10.11.2025 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
