Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Brian, Frog Knight and a Guillotine "Hippity Hippity It's time for Chippity Choppity"

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

When U just blew up an entire populated planet

Eddie Murphy as Rudy Ray Moore in Dolemite is My Name, complaining about Lemmon's and Matthau's The Front Page: "It ain't got no titties, no funny, and no kung fu"

this is also my main gripe with most movies

Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"

Me: *presses A*

Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*

Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

lust not after elf ass, young adventurer... think ye not of sylvan pussy

CRIME HUNTER 3: KILLING BULLET (Ohkawa, 1990)

I mean, he *did* catch one reception...

As You See, I Have A Dick. 5 Hours Of The BEST.

Make Art For At Most Five Perverts At A Time

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

The thing about fragile masculinity and all the things marketed to those susceptible to it is that there far cheaper ways to be all alone at the end of the evening, masturbating into a sock, so why not just save your money

Every single one of them, cowards wearing plate carriers when facing people holding nothing more than snowballs.

Damn! A Nipple Pervert and Little Devil in a Uniform Who Grabs Nipples. Hana Shiramomo.

Left

a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car

this one is called goose horse

A SKELATEN WRITIG "NO THANK'S" IN THE AIR WHILE THERE CHILLIN OUT ON THERE HORSE AND CONTEMPLATIN THE NATURE OF TIME,,, AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE WHERE THIS THING IS GOING YA GOTTA START ONLY DOING DA SHIT YOU NEED TO DO FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR PEOPLE, IF WERE LIVIN IN A WORLD WHERE THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU DONT DESERVE TO GO TO THE DOCTER, YOU DONT DESERVE A PLACE TO LIVE, YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE FOOD OR CLEAN WATER, WHY WOULD YOU GROVEL TO THEM FOR REWARDS??? IF YOU MAKE YOUR COMPANY MILLION'S OF DOLLERS ALL YOUR GONNA GET IS A STICKER ON YOUR DAMB REPORT CARD AND AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THEY CANT AFFORD TO GIVE YA A RAISE, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT IF I WANTED SOME ADVICE FROM A BUSINESS BRAINED RAW MEAT EATING SCHOOL SHOOTER I WOULD JUST GO BACK TO POSTING ON TWITTER, AND DA TEXT SAYS "WORK HARD AND YOULL BE REWARDED, NO THANKS, I DONT WANT EITHER OF THOSE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO THANK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

I was given no choice here

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Confining your interest in cinema to the time you’ve been alive and in the language that you speak is spiritual deprivation

you don't know me

Yuen Wah in Dragons Forever

Yuen Wah in Eastern Condors

Movies are better when Yuen Wah's the main villain in them.

so sick and tired of people thinking sincerity is a credential

That's a wrap on Stranger Things.

Honestly, truly will end up going down as a favorite of all time - the negatives were so very brief, despite others criticizing it.

I loved it. I wish I could have created it. I left satisfied.

This has always been what liberalism does. A thing is good so long as it passes through an institution, for the institution itself is good & all it does is justified. “The system works.” People say today “democracy is under threat from Trump”, when for many, liberal democracy has been the threat.

The way he picks up the phone has been playing on a constant loop in my head since the 90s.