SwitchressMayhem

I miss feeling sexy…. Tell me what you find sexy about me

Life’s been making a clown out of me lately 🙃 I miss doing this though

Anyone clowning around on my page still? 🤡👋

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #520,576, SwitchressMayhem ‪@switchressmayhem.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 8, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #520,576!

My new apartment is finally starting to feel like home again! I got my living room together, my room almost fully set up, and I started on the studio today. Btw my new apartment is super warm cause I’m an upstairs unit 🥵 guess I’ll be naked 😏 ohhh nooo

Hey there :) it’s been a while. I’ve been terrible at socials lately lol. What’s everyone been up to?

Hey 😏 say it back if you’d fuck me like this 😉

They are now living in my living room for the time being while they’re homeless. What a wild welcome home! Then over the weekend my tarantula died 😞. It’s been a lot to handle but we’re handling it.

So nothing went out for those 2 weeks 😭. Then I come home & walk 20 min in the cold w/my luggage to get home (it was 3am & no one could get me). Then 24hrs after getting home my ex’s (who watched my cats) house literally caught fire & burnt up 😳 so I had to save him & his gf from the cold.

Good morning 🌞 what an absolutely wild ride life has been lately. Did you miss me?
I went away for a study abroad for 2 weeks, which was magical & eye opening. But it was hectic getting everything ready to go so I forgot to set my posts to go out on the spicy sites 😒

Anyone interested in hair? It’s your opportunity to own a real piece of this Goddess, how generous of me 😘

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Buy the piece for $55 and I’ll send you $100 worth of content in it

$10 for a 5 photo set or 5 min video

$15 for a 10 photo set or 10 min video

$20 for a 15 photo set or 15 min video

Look how cute this lingerie piece is! It’s hard to tell in this lighting but it’s the deeper purple color I love so much!
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I don’t wanna go to “normal” work tonight 😒 I wish I could be a full time internet ho… y’all can help make me one though ⬇️ comments

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My end of the year sale ends after new years, don’t miss out on 50% off my VIP page.

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Hopefully Krampus didn’t steal all your presents last night. Maybe if your lucky they’ll still be under your tree 😉😈

My body just decided it was going to hate me 😤 guess I’m bleeding now regardless my period isn’t suppose to happen till the last week of the month.

Ps. See what’s underneath over on Fansly

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Refund opportunity: Get ur wallets out💸

I bought this fuzzy lounger yesterday and it’s so big and comfy! I love it so much. I slept in it last night and it was warm and cozy against my bare skin.

Obviously you should pay for my comfort and luxury. I’m worth it👇🏻

Some Saturday afternoon booty anyone?

50% off my VIP page and a little over 30% off my nudes page till Jan 1st 😘

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ITS OFFICIAL!! The free page is already deleted and if I had known this is what the paid page would do I would have hit the delete button last month. FUCK YOU ONLYFANS!! Btw my 1st month sub on @fansly is discounted ⬇️

Had some fun with rope tonight. I was just messing around so the knots aren’t the prettiest 😅 but it’s been a minute and I’m happy with what I was able to do!

I know a lot of people hate it but I seriously love leg day

Only 5 hours left to get 50% OFF EVERYTHING! On ManyVids only. Get at it before it’s gone! Link in bio