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I actually had the second-ever BlueSky account but they won’t tell you that.

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Goddamnit

04.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t encourage this!

03.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think we are all just collectively sick of winter’s shit at this point

02.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please do not reply all.

Best,

Brew

02.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I say this is someone who loves winter and love snow

Fuck that groundhog

02.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*crumbles to dust*

02.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The moon was definitely showing off tonight.

02.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
Post image 01.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

NO ONE LIKES THIS

01.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Slide Away by Oasis on Apple Music Song · 1994 · Duration 6:32

Is this the best song in the history of rock and roll? Many people are saying it is. You hear it more and more.

music.apple.com/us/album/sli...

01.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

well,actually,,,

31.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Y I K E S

31.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently, the universe didn’t care from my gloating the other day because now I have frozen pipes and I’ve been without water all day

31.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Hell yeah now that would be a win considering how expensive scrapple is these days

31.01.2026 00:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

g o d d a m n i t

31.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I said “win”

31.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Five Classes from College

(these are all undergrad)

1. Politics of the Chesapeake Bay (poli sci/enviro policy class)
2. International Political Economy
3. The Holocaust and the Extinction of European Jews
4. Math & Culture (lol)
5. Environmental Law

31.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2
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a woman in a lab coat says it 's not her birthday ALT: a woman in a lab coat says it 's not her birthday
30.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says always ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says always
30.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If only Amos was here to hear about it

30.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a leopard print dress says " i knew this would happen snl " ALT: a woman in a leopard print dress says " i knew this would happen snl "
30.01.2026 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I SAID I WASNT GOING TO BE TRANSPARENT

30.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a mountain ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a mountain
30.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👀👀

30.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you.

30.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👀

30.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goddamnit 😂

(you missed it by three weeks)

30.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know the world is utter shit, but your boy is celebrating a minor short-term and major long-term win—and while I will not be any more transparent about it than that, I am fucking elated.

30.01.2026 22:22 — 👍 55    🔁 0    💬 16    📌 0

I met my first wife at a party by doing a reenactment of the “you’ve lost that lovin’ feeling” scene from the bar

30.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rebel!

29.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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