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Unironically typing β€œunprovoked war of aggression against the Jews” unilaterally disqualifies you from having literally anything competent to say regarding any of this.

12.04.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Higgs' "tough decisions" on early covid policy were made by all party consensus. Once he had a majority, his "tough decisions" left people with everything from disregard to outright lies to complete abandonment.

And your "credible journalistic reporting" did absolutely nothing to alleviate it.

17.03.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God this is lazy and sad.

The "analysis" piece has nothing to do with Higgs or Covid and little to do with Holt. The primary crux seems to be that Holt isn't as tough as her male PC counterparts, drawing comparison to Ford's empty threats when she explained this *multiple* times in the presser.

17.03.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: In fact it was the Dem policies themselves that got Trump elected.

When will the numbskulls figure out that if the left were actually capable of preventing Trump from winning, then dem's refusal to campaign on progressive policy is the fault of... wait for it... the fucking dems.

11.03.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tankies don’t apologize for Stalin or Lenin, they just put their deeds into the context of the atrocities whose fan clubs you’ve joined, and we get it, that makes you uncomfortable and defensive.

05.03.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever feel bad after pointing out someone’s bottomless ignorance only to find out that they’re the reason we have warning labels?

18.12.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, this is getting pretty boring and I’m starting to just feel sorry for you and the people who have to take care of you.

Genuinely wish you the best while also knowing your personality will push whatever that is far away.

Semper fi to your bottomless cringe my dude. Better luck next time.

18.12.2024 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is vilifying and denigrating poor people your job?

Man, whatever your job is (beyond commando cringe) I hope you aren’t required to possess any degree of reading comprehension.

18.12.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty cute that you think you could inspire any strong emotion in people other than pity.

18.12.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have issues with firearms. Sorry again that you have trouble reading. I simply find it comical/pathetic when a troll’s life is so vapid he has to build a cosplay out of them.

See the difference? Nah, I know you don’t. Call me a fascist again.

18.12.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh. I got more that β€œI don’t know what a fascist is but you’re a fascist” so I’ll be okay.

18.12.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have a point, other than pointing out you’re an idiot. The people around you explaining things in monosyllabic words and suggesting you stop overworking the vacuum in your skull isn’t dehumanizing, it’s sympathy.

18.12.2024 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the ones you make about poor folks.

18.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting how you vilify and disparage poverty though, while gloating about your own socioeconomic standing.

Truly anti-fascist position! Definitely doesn’t align you with power structures! The clearest way to show you’re not a cretinous goon for oligarchy!

You simply can’t stop outing yourself.

18.12.2024 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no!
You figured it out!

I’m overwhelming jealous of an unfuckable meatheaded chud of room temperature IQ who has to overcompensate for his innumerable inadequacies by dressing up like an army doll and publicly fetishizing guns while using a 10 cent vocabulary he doesn’t understand.

Guilty!

18.12.2024 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Guns = wealth

But I’m the fascist.

The overcompensation is fucking galaxy level here.

Nah brother, I don’t need guns, but don’t stop making them and a one-track cringe level failed insult your entire personality.

18.12.2024 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing.

It’s your other line!

Serious questions: does it ever become unfulfilling having only like two things to say in any given situation? Have you considered returning to preschool to finish your education? Does your brain cell have to pause other stuff when you type?

18.12.2024 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch… these keep getting worse.

Oh and thanks for confirming (again) that a β€œfascist” by your definition is someone who figures out you’re the intellectual equivalent of dryer lint.

You’re gonna encounter lots of those β€œfascists” in your life.

18.12.2024 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You got me! You being the human equivalent of a skid mark is very embarrassing to me.

18.12.2024 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma block you soon too cuz man, it’s nothin but fuckin vapours up in that night vision wearing slab-of-meat dome of yours. Your family tree must be a stump.

So let me know when you read this, with a β€œbootlicker” or β€œfashy” or β€œwhere’d I put my special sock” and I can leave you with your stupidity.

18.12.2024 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Here you go. for posterity.

18.12.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t know what someone pointing out my brainlessness is so I call it fascism cuz I don’t know what that is either.”

The unfuckable gun nut will never stop insisting on you hearing another example of how gosh dang dumb he is.

18.12.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo you are.”

You’re an absolute king of the witty response eh?

Then you add a line parroted from the most banal fucking corners of cringe internet. I’m trying to have fun but this is weak as fucking piss.

18.12.2024 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah.. not surprised. Reading your interaction was like listening to a professor get called a β€œpoopy bum head” by a toddler. Did the chimps that raised you not keep you in school past grade one?

18.12.2024 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird that you’d misconstrue people acknowledging your idiocy with some sort of pain. The only pain is from watching you try to string together words at a literate level.

One too many gun wet dreams have messed you up lil boy.

18.12.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you use gun oil for a self-deprecating one-man circle jerk. Neckbeard is basically a cop for white fragility whose structural awareness is "Call of Duty is real." What if Meatloaf and a Guns & Ammo magazine had a child they were both too embarrassed to acknowledge.

There's no therapy for this.

17.12.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and too chickenshit to actually link to the posts

bro is having a big feel

17.12.2024 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This dude gets it.

17.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumber every reply. Incredible.

17.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just trying to have a conversation!

17.12.2024 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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