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Once got called ableist cuz I told one of my regular viewers he was the weakest link for having a peanut allergy (I posted the short with his permission too)

I think my boss is trying so set me up with someone

I had a chat with a friend yesterday and we had such good communication with one another it was great 😭

Just thought of a comeback to an argument I had in a dream last night, my brain is so fried man

Lowkey I think the best thing about living in a dorm with communal bathrooms is that it taught me how to poop in public

Did we ever figure out where in the world Carmen Sandiego was

I coulda told you that

So I have between now and the end of your life to play Minecraft with you. Noted, I'll set a calendar reminder

If you play league before playing Minecraft with me I will never forgive you

What game though

Valentine's day? More like come watch my stream tomorrow at 7:00pm central time because you don't have any plans for the nth year in a row day

(I also don't have plans, hence the stream)

What are the vibes today chat

THIS IS WHY WE VOTE

Adding this to my list of things to do if I'm ever president: every household gets a bidet, no more shit ass around the country

I genuinely believe this

You ever look at a grown ass adult and just know they don't know how to wipe their ass properly

Hedging my bets here, hey @eskayow.bsky.social wyd on the 14th

Asteroid stock image.

E.T. from ‘E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.’

NASA analysed an asteroid and revealed that key molecules required for life on Earth were found.

This suggests that the conditions necessary for the emergence of life were widespread across the solar system, increasing the odds of life having formed on other planets and moons.

I'll think about your standards while I'm eating Whataburger tonight

Are we about to kiss right now

At the dentist getting dented on

I'm not locked in, I'm LinkedIn 😔

Isn't it so annoying how love is an addictive chemical reaction? Why can't it be like chicken nuggets where I can buy it in limited quantities at a Wendy's for $5 when I'm craving it only 😒

I think I'm gonna be on this platform a lot more now

My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment

Born to get bonkered off the dang yoinky, forced to be a slave to capitalism

Being a streamer during Spotify wrapped is so annoying cuz no I didn't want to listen to 900 hours of copyright free lofi music to drink matcha to, I just needed some damn background music

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